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A comedic view of Mr. Jessica Rabbit's Wild Rite when it's not inundated in integrity
Mr. Jessica Rabbit's Wild Rite
July 8, 1962
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Mr. Jessica Rabbit is well known as the worst drunk driver in Edison Square. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, demolishing Jessica Rabbit Hall, causing havoc in the vicinity, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even braving the flames of the Seven Seas!
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, go on this attraction only under pain of death.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for young chickens.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
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