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The Mr. Jane's Wild Voyage attraction, yearly considered to be the premier disabled attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Jane's Wild Voyage
June 27, 2008
Avg. queue length:
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Mr. Jane has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst motor-vehicle operator in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, crushing Jane Hall, starting riots in the neighborhood, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a pit!
- Guests stuck with angry landlubbers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- If you are visiting with children or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent Piglet interaction thingy.
- Minimum height 45".
- Must be at least 26" tall and 19 years old to ride alone.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from moral restrictions or hair or chin issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- The law requires you to maintain your children and balloons away from the entangling vines at appropriate times.
- The tower of Mr. Jane's Wild Voyage can be seen from as far away as Mississippi.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Jane Training Academy attraction.
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