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The Mr. Jane's Wild Voyage attraction, which recently celebrated its unexpected anniversary
Mr. Jane's Wild Voyage
September 27, 2009
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Mr. Jane has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst motorcyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, breaking through Jane Hall, speeding through the cosmos, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into Burbank!
- Warning: during fireworks, this attraction will be full of farm animals.
- You must be at least as tall as the attraction to ride with a parent.
- Maximum IQ 52.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, bad haircuts, clown makeup, or leg, attention-span, ribcage, lycanthropic, social, or hair issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No open-toed shoes or flash photography permitted.
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