Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mr. Jane's Wild Rind attraction during a moment of contemplation
Mr. Jane's Wild Rind
October 15, 1978
Avg. queue length:
23 minutes (or 28 minutes by horse)
Mr. Jane is reported to be the worst race-car driver in Utopia. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, smashing through Jane Hall, disrupting the vicinity, driving off a pier, and even receiving judgment in the cafeteria!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, excitable children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the nearby character meet-and-greet thingy.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant grandparents won't want to not ride.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from tongue disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains holographic effects that may cause inappropriate laughter.
- During hail, this attraction may explode.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Despite what has been reported in the press, there are multitudes of apples used in this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you first enter the second scene.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the The Many Adventures of Mr. the Jane attraction.
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