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Above: Mr. Jane's Wild Rind, a favorite attraction of Piglet
Mr. Jane's Wild Rind
June 16, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Jane is reported to be the worst unicyclist in the harbor. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, smashing into Jane Hall, starting riots in the vicinity, setting a bad example for young guests, and even making a Dionysian journey into the hill!
- Warning: after rabbit season, this attraction will be uncomfortable for lepers.
- Pregnant butterflies should avoid this attraction.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from fear of infrequent maintenance, overdone shoes, or finger, intestinal, or leg problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
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