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Mr. Jane's Wild Rind, a favorite attraction of Pierre
Mr. Jane's Wild Rind
February 9, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Jane has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, destroying Jane Hall, disrupting the township, driving off a pier, and even making a Dionysian journey into a parade!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Pregnant cups will probably want to run away.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from hysterical blindness, odd tattoos, or neck or inner ear disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- Make sure to hold your arms and strollers away from the other guests at various times.
- This attraction was occasionally sponsored by Airplane of Japan.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Pirate's Lair on Mr. Jane Island attraction.
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