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The Mr. Jack-Jack's Wild Journey attraction at dusk
Mr. Jack-Jack's Wild Journey
March 17, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Eight mouse ears
Mr. Jack-Jack is reported to be the worst unicyclist in Canada. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, shattering Jack-Jack Hall, disrupting the district, wasting fossil fuel, and even braving the flames of a racetrack!
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint after getting in line.
- ALERT! For your comfort, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure or tongue or lycanthropic issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your loose articles and shoes inside the entangling vines at all times.
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