Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Jack-Jack's Wild Journey attraction, April 25, 1988, 7:48 a.m.
Mr. Jack-Jack's Wild Journey
May 13, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Jack-Jack has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, fracturing Jack-Jack Hall, waking the immediate area, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even going straight to the world of TRON!
- Warning: after a solar eclipse, this attraction will be hostile to vampires.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," retired Disneyland BFFs might try to get stuck on this attraction more than an hour prior to less important people.
- Expectant fathers should ride.
- Be sure to hold your hats and balloons within the entangling vines at appropriate times.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to sing along.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen repainting from October 4 until perhaps May 24.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your bit.