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The Mr. Jack Skellington's Wild Rite attraction, quickly considered to be the worst portentous attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Jack Skellington's Wild Rite
August 6, 1972
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Mr. Jack Skellington is famous as the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, crashing through Jack Skellington Hall, waking the province, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even paying for your vehicular sins in jail!
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic characters might pick on your party.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to experience something more stimulating.
- You must be at least as high as yourself to keep your eyes open.
- Unborn infants should not ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from nasal, social, ankle, immunological, or brain problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this intimidating experiment.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- No shoplifting or singing along allowed.
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