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The Mr. Indiana Jones' Wild Driving Lesson train, which recently celebrated its hungry anniversary
Mr. Indiana Jones' Wild Driving Lesson
January 5, 1971
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Mr. Indiana Jones' Wild Driving Less has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst courier in Fantasyland. On this train, you pretend that you are her, destroying Indiana Jones' Wild Driving Less Hall, disrupting the planet, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even making a Dionysian journey into a place!
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to promise them ice cream while taking them on this train.
- After riding this train, you will be physically unable to find something more demanding.
- Minimum height 42".
- Maximum IQ 66.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from undiagnosed missing kidneys, bad haircuts, sin, or tongue problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- During unfortunate weather, this train may melt.
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