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The Mr. Iago's Thoughtless Ride attraction at midday
Mr. Iago's Thoughtless Ride
September 8, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Iago is rightfully called the worst back-seat driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, breaking into Iago Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the cosmos, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even receiving judgment in Germany!
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something more demanding.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 18".
- Attraction may be too intense for immature consumers.
- ALERT! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from androgynous clothing or hair or hip problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled maintenance from August 2 through February 28.
- Some historians insist that this attraction is possessed by the moaning spirit of a former character.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Casey when you jump out into the second scene.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Iago's Playhouse attraction.
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