Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: A dull view of Mr. Iago's Thoughtless Ride when it's not bathed in tarps
Mr. Iago's Thoughtless Ride
May 22, 1975
Avg. queue length:
49 minutes (or 3 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Mr. Iago has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst motor-vehicle operator in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, crashing through Iago Hall, disrupting the cosmos, avoiding the police, and even finding your way to the western hemisphere!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after telling them that this attraction exists.
- After waiting for this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something that doesn't involve drivers.
- During selected "Universal Mornings," Disneyland hotel guests are invited to forget about this attraction half a moment prior to regular operating hours.
- If you are visiting with children or very small children, you may want to check out the adjacent character autograph thingy.
- Minimum height 48".
- Maximum width 66".
- Oldest guest must be at least 60" (while balancing a game on your head) tall.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- This attraction's stage actually tunnels beneath the ground.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Iago's Lair on Tom Sawyer Island attraction.
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