Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Iago's Thoughtless Ride train during refurbishment
Mr. Iago's Thoughtless Ride
January 23, 2011
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Mr. Iago has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst pedestrian in the Rainforest Café. On this train, you drive as if you are her, breaking into Iago Hall, speeding through the planet, scaring a horse, and even braving the flames of Toronto!
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, go on this train only under pain of death.
- After riding this train, go on something longer.
- You must be at least as statuesque as your companions to participate.
- Must be at least 32" tall and 11 years old to ride alone.
- Unborn infants should not ride.
- The law requires you to keep your fingers and balloons away from the vehicle at various times while it is in motion.
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