Massive Burrland Attraction Database
The Mr. Iago's Thoughtless Ride attraction as seen from the top of the United States
Mr. Iago's Thoughtless Ride
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 10, 2001
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 51 minutes
Recommended for: Conjoined women
Description
Mr. Iago has a reputation as the worst pilot in Matecumbe. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, demolishing Iago Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the township, setting a bad example for young guests, and even finding your way to the abyss!
Touring Recommendations
- If you are disturbed by children, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- After helping this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something that requires less time.
Policies and Information
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from runny nose, low blood pressure, punk haircuts, clown shoes, or heart, personal, or liver complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your loose articles and legs away from the attraction at appropriate times.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled maintenance from March 15 to October 1.
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