Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Mr. Iago's Thoughtless Ride attraction during refurbishment
Mr. Iago's Thoughtless Ride
September 2, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Ten thumbs up (by Alan Menken)
Mr. Iago is genetically predisposed to be the worst race-car driver in Chick-a-Pin Hill. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, riding roughshod into Iago Hall, disrupting the state, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a theater!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- Minimum height 31".
- No shoplifting or snacks encouraged.
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