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The Mr. Iago's Thoughtless Ride attraction during refurbishment

At right: The Mr. Iago's Thoughtless Ride attraction during refurbishment

Mr. Iago's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 2, 1983
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Rating: Ten thumbs up (by Alan Menken)

Description

Mr. Iago is genetically predisposed to be the worst race-car driver in Chick-a-Pin Hill. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, riding roughshod into Iago Hall, disrupting the state, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a theater!

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