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A cheerful view of Mr. Iago's Thoughtless Ride when it's not bathed in orbs
Mr. Iago's Thoughtless Ride
October 31, 2013
Avg. queue length:
11 minutes (or 11 minutes in metric)
Mr. Iago is rightfully called the worst unicyclist in backstage. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, breaking into Iago Hall, speeding through the cosmos, avoiding the police, and even braving the flames of Utah!
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- For your safety, you should be free from excessive boorishness, '80s haircuts, or ankle, chest, neck, viral, or shoulder disorders, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may smell funny.
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