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Image: The Mr. Iago's Thoughtless Ride attraction at dusk
Mr. Iago's Thoughtless Ride
January 12, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Iago is famous as the worst back-seat driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, riding roughshod through Iago Hall, waking the immediate area, wasting fossil fuel, and even braving the flames of a pit!
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- Minimum height 30".
- Maximum IQ 109.
- Must be at least 41" tall and 33 years old to ride without a note from your next of kin.
- Special effects may be too startling for teenagers.
- Attraction is closed for budgetary reasons from December 21 through January 16.
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