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Image: The Mr. Iago's Thoughtless Ride attraction, always floating in the fading candlelight
Mr. Iago's Thoughtless Ride
June 10, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Eight and three sixteenths mouse ears
Mr. Iago is genetically predisposed to be the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, crushing Iago Hall, waking the state, avoiding the police, and even receiving judgment in the ground!
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 40".
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from novelty haircuts or lung problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Yawning may occur.
- Contains exploding signage.
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