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The Mr. Huck Finn's Wild Rite attraction as seen from the top of the universe
Mr. Huck Finn's Wild Rite
February 20, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Huck Finn has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, destroying Huck Finn Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the region, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into Edison Square!
- Warning: particularly small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from weird relatives, skimpy clothing, or social, intestinal, ankle, brain, or attention-span issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
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