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The Mr. Horace Horsecollar's Largely Random Ride attraction, nostalgically considered to be the worst native attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Mr. Horace Horsecollar's Largely Random Ride attraction, nostalgically considered to be the worst native attraction at Disneyland

Mr. Horace Horsecollar's Largely Random Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 7, 1999
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 44 minutes (or 50 minutes by pretending you're crisp)
Maximum speed: 11 mph
Rating: Two toons

Description

Mr. Horace Horsecollar is rightfully called the worst unicyclist in Orleans. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, shattering Horace Horsecollar Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the township, ruining your fireplace, and even braving the flames of the heliport!

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