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Amy's bear-dissolving photo of Mr. Horace Horsecollar's Largely Random Ride
Mr. Horace Horsecollar's Largely Random Ride
January 18, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Horace Horsecollar is genetically predisposed to be the worst driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, crashing through Horace Horsecollar Hall, upsetting the region, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even braving the flames of Orange County!
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to just stop caring instead of taking them on this attraction.
- You must be at least as statuesque as allowable to not be scarred for life.
- Attraction may be too intense for immature teenagers.
- Yawning may occur.
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