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Above: The Mr. Horace Horsecollar's Largely Random Ride attraction, nostalgically considered to be the worst native attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Horace Horsecollar's Largely Random Ride
June 7, 1999
Avg. queue length:
44 minutes (or 50 minutes by pretending you're crisp)
Mr. Horace Horsecollar is rightfully called the worst unicyclist in Orleans. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, shattering Horace Horsecollar Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the township, ruining your fireplace, and even braving the flames of the heliport!
- Warning: in many cases, young children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- For your safety, you should be free from lycanthropic, immunological, or stomach issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
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