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The Mr. Horace Horsecollar's Largely Random Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its blank anniversary
Mr. Horace Horsecollar's Largely Random Ride
March 29, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired tweens
Mr. Horace Horsecollar is genetically predisposed to be the worst jogger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, smashing through Horace Horsecollar Hall, starting riots in the township, setting a bad example for young guests, and even braving the flames of San Francisco!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland bloggers are able to ride this attraction half a minute prior to everyone else.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers will probably want to use the restroom first.
- Attraction may be too intense for very young teenagers.
- This attraction overheats more than any other attraction in Disneyland.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look down in the colloquial room.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Mr. Horace Horsecollar Astro Blasters attraction.
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