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Mr. Hercules' Largely Random Ride, a favorite attraction of Steve Martin

Mr. Hercules' Largely Random Ride, a favorite attraction of Steve Martin

Mr. Hercules' Largely Random Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 1, 1987
Duration: Subjectively unending
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
Popular with: Millionaires

Description

Mr. Hercules' Largely Random Ri has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst back-seat driver in the United States. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, destroying Hercules' Largely Random Ri Hall, causing havoc in the township, avoiding the police, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the Seven Seas!

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