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The Mr. Hercules' Largely Random Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its magical anniversary
Mr. Hercules' Largely Random Ride
April 18, 2001
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Mr. Hercules' Largely Random Ri is rightfully called the worst unicyclist in San Francisco. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, crashing through Hercules' Largely Random Ri Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the state, avoiding your bar tab, and even going straight to an island!
- Warning: young children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- After experiencing this attraction, go on something with less people on it.
- ADVISEMENT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from androgynous clothing or brain or finger problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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