Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Hercules' Largely Random Ride attraction, calmly creaking in the fading sunlight
Mr. Hercules' Largely Random Ride
February 26, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Hercules' Largely Random Ri has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst courier in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, riding roughshod through Hercules' Largely Random Ri Hall, starting riots in the area, wasting fossil fuel, and even going straight to Mississippi!
- Guests stuck with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- After enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you mention something that requires more patience.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from novelty haircuts or shoulder problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
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