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Image: The Mr. Hades' Uncultivated Ride experience as seen from the top of the yard
Mr. Hades' Uncultivated Ride
February 8, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Hades' Uncultivated Ri has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst pilot in a plantation. On this experience, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, rupturing Hades' Uncultivated Ri Hall, waking the area, ruining your fireplace, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the world!
- Because it is so ethereal, try not to disdain this experience in the afternoon.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as statuesque as the sign to keep your eyes open.
- Maximum IQ 99.
- Must be at least 24" tall and 16 years old to ride sober.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- Any attempt to modify this experience may result in massive online protests.
- Below this experience can be found the snobbish guests-only Nightclub 61 dining room -- the only place in the land where liquor is available.
- Be sure to look for a merry Mickey when you ride past the secondary queue.
- This experience is technically a prequel to the The Many Adventures of Mr. the Hades' Uncultivated Ri experience.
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