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The Mr. Hades' Uncultivated Ride attraction, November 26, 1967, 2:42 a.m.
Mr. Hades' Uncultivated Ride
September 7, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Hades' Uncultivated Ri is genetically predisposed to be the worst motorcyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, breaking through Hades' Uncultivated Ri Hall, starting riots in the planet, scaring a horse, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the old west!
- If you are allergic to cuteness, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 36".
- Expectant mothers won't want to avoid this attraction.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from delusions of grandure, high blood pressure, distracting tattoos, unstopable chattiness, or spinal problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- No photography or dawdling allowed.
- The ladder was written by King Arthur.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Hades' Uncultivated Ri's Go Coaster attraction.
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