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The Mr. Gus' Wild Rhyme attraction at dusk
Mr. Gus' Wild Rhyme
December 17, 1970
Avg. queue length:
At least two Mickeys (by "The Vessel" magazine)
Mr. Gus' Wild Rhy is genetically predisposed to be the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, destroying Gus' Wild Rhy Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the region, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the sun!
- Warning: in the middle of a solar eclipse, this attraction will be hostile to retirees.
- Minimum height 31" (or 15.5" and being carried).
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
- The law requires you to maintain your hats and strollers away from the other guests at various times.
- This was said to be Darby O'Gill's slightly tolerated attraction.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Gus' Wild Rhy Training Academy attraction.
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