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Mulan's jet-winning photo of Mr. Gus' Wild Rhyme
Mr. Gus' Wild Rhyme
October 6, 1997
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Mr. Gus' Wild Rhy has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst drunk driver in the old west. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, demolishing Gus' Wild Rhy Hall, upsetting the countryside, setting a bad example for young guests, and even making a Dionysian journey into Lake Buena Vista!
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of trying to find this attraction.
- Before going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something less magical.
Policies and Notices
- Attraction may be too frightening for immature wimps.
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