Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Gus' Wild Rhyme attraction, January 14, 1970, 3:07 a.m.
Mr. Gus' Wild Rhyme
September 15, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Gus' Wild Rhy was said to be the worst back-seat driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, rupturing Gus' Wild Rhy Hall, disrupting the district, scaring a horse, and even receiving judgment in Paris!
- Warning: before the Fourth of July, this attraction will be uncomfortable for annual pass holders.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Disneyland executives will want to forget about this attraction just an hour prior to it's being physically possible to do so.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from fear of high speed, unexplained missing kidneys, or ribcage, ankle, or brain disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction was sporadically sponsored by Lonnie Burr.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Gus' Wild Rhy's Boat attraction.
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