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The Mr. Gus' Uncultivated Ride attraction, internally considered to be the premier inanimate attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Gus' Uncultivated Ride
February 16, 1975
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Mr. Gus' Uncultivated Ri is genetically predisposed to be the worst motor-vehicle operator in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, fracturing Gus' Uncultivated Ri Hall, disrupting the countryside, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into Asia!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
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