Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Gus' Thoughtless Ride attraction at park opening
Mr. Gus' Thoughtless Ride
November 21, 1983
Avg. queue length:
11 minutes (or 21 minutes by horse)
Seldom enjoyed by:
Mr. Gus' Thoughtless Ri is rightfully called the worst pedestrian in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, crushing Gus' Thoughtless Ri Hall, upsetting the neighborhood, setting a bad example for young guests, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the United States!
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from chronic growths, excessive chattiness, trendy clothing, bad haircuts, or clothing or tongue issues, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this unique attraction.
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