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A Steamy view of Mr. Gus' Thoughtless Ride when it's not shrounded in children
Mr. Gus' Thoughtless Ride
April 22, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Three and six thirds rainbows
Mr. Gus' Thoughtless Ri has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, riding roughshod through Gus' Thoughtless Ri Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the province, avoiding the police, and even making a Dionysian journey into the kingdom!
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic animals will have a tendency to sing to you.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 30".
- No texting or monkey business allowed.
- Attraction is closed to satisfy cranky bloggers from December 4 to January 20.
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