Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mr. Gus' Thoughtless Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its happy anniversary
Mr. Gus' Thoughtless Ride
November 1, 1964
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Mr. Gus' Thoughtless Ri is well known as the worst drunk driver in Utopia. On this attraction, you play that you are him, smashing into Gus' Thoughtless Ri Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the immediate area, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into a settlement!
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to get in the queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- No open-toed shoes or snacks permitted.
- Attraction is closed just for the fun of it from October 24 to March 7.
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