Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Gus' Thoughtless Ride attraction during construction
Mr. Gus' Thoughtless Ride
December 21, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Gus' Thoughtless Ri is reported to be the worst courier in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, fracturing Gus' Thoughtless Ri Hall, speeding through the township, ruining your fireplace, and even braving the flames of Asia!
- Warning: before an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be full of farm animals.
- Attraction may be too frightening for children.
- ALERT! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from bowel, chin, ribcage, or liver disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may explode.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled repairs from January 12 until perhaps June 17.
- Bob Iger was not allowed to ride this attraction on its opening day.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the The Mr. Gus' Thoughtless Ri Story presenting Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln attraction.
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