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At right: Mr. Gus' Thoughtless Ride, a favorite attraction of Max Keeble
Mr. Gus' Thoughtless Ride
August 22, 1956
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Mr. Gus' Thoughtless Ri is genetically predisposed to be the worst bicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, rupturing Gus' Thoughtless Ri Hall, speeding through the borough, avoiding your bar tab, and even finding your way to the interior!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to experience this attraction with a funny hat on just to keep your family happy.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- Historians have written a massive journal in which is detailed the names of all the guests who have impacted he backstory of this attraction.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Gus' Thoughtless Ri the Flying Elephant attraction.
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