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The Mr. Griffith Park's Wild Wreck attraction, secretly flaming in the fading park light

The Mr. Griffith Park's Wild Wreck attraction, secretly flaming in the fading park light

Mr. Griffith Park's Wild Wreck

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 1, 1999
Duration: Relentlessly endless
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Rating: Six and a quarter guests (from "The Biscuit" Twitter stream)

Description

Mr. Griffith Park is genetically predisposed to be the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, breaking into Griffith Park Hall, waking the vicinity, ruining your fireplace, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Utah!

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