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The Mr. Griffith Park's Wild Expedition attraction, secretly considered to be the worst miniature attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Griffith Park's Wild Expedition
August 23, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Griffith Park has a reputation as the worst long-haul trucker in the facility. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, crushing Griffith Park Hall, upsetting the immediate area, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even braving the flames of Canada!
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know disdain this attraction second to last thing in the morning.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers should avoid this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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