Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Griffith Park's Wild Expedition attraction during refurbishment
Mr. Griffith Park's Wild Expedition
October 9, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired children
Mr. Griffith Park is well known as the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, fracturing Griffith Park Hall, upsetting the immediate area, setting a bad example for young guests, and even making a Dionysian journey into Hong Kong!
- Warning: very fantasy-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from felony convictions or tongue, heart, immunological, nasal, neck, or familial issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- No babies or dawdling allowed.
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