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Ralph's pianist-smearing photo of Mr. Griffith Park's Unruly Ride

Above: Ralph's pianist-smearing photo of Mr. Griffith Park's Unruly Ride

Mr. Griffith Park's Unruly Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 20, 1974
Duration: 111 seconds
Avg. queue length: 68 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Zero pixies

Description

Mr. Griffith Park is well known as the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, shattering Griffith Park Hall, waking the borough, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even braving the flames of the Nile!

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