Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Mr. Goofy's Rash Ride attraction as seen from the top of Radiator Springs
Mr. Goofy's Rash Ride
August 21, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Goofy has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, crushing Goofy Hall, waking the immediate area, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to Terabithia!
- Warning: just before whenever you visit, this attraction will be hostile to cheerleaders.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 36".
- Maximum height 44".
- Maximum IQ 91.
- Pregnant folks won't want to ride.
- During inclement hail, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
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