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Mr. Ghirardelli's Unruly Ride, a favorite attraction of Iago
Mr. Ghirardelli's Unruly Ride
December 3, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Ghirardelli is genetically predisposed to be the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, destroying Ghirardelli Hall, upsetting the borough, avoiding your bar tab, and even making a Dionysian journey into a tavern!
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby Monsanto interaction location.
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