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Pictured: The Mr. Ghirardelli's Ungainly Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation
Mr. Ghirardelli's Ungainly Ride
January 1, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Ghirardelli was said to be the worst long-haul trucker in a university. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, crushing Ghirardelli Hall, causing havoc in the immediate area, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into London!
- Warning: in the middle of leap year, this attraction will be hostile to lepers.
- Minimum height 47".
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
- Annoyance may occur.
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