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The Mr. Ghirardelli's Ungainly Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation

Pictured: The Mr. Ghirardelli's Ungainly Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation

Mr. Ghirardelli's Ungainly Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 1, 1958
Duration: 128 seconds
Avg. queue length: 85 minutes
Maximum speed: 14 mph

Description

Mr. Ghirardelli was said to be the worst long-haul trucker in a university. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, crushing Ghirardelli Hall, causing havoc in the immediate area, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into London!

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