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The Mr. Ghirardelli's Ungainly Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its dormant anniversary
Mr. Ghirardelli's Ungainly Ride
March 8, 1994
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Mr. Ghirardelli is reported to be the worst back-seat driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, demolishing Ghirardelli Hall, causing havoc in the cosmos, avoiding the police, and even finding your way to Disney Drive!
- Warning: just before the weekend, this attraction will be crammed full of annual pass holders.
- You must be at least as high as yourself to not be scarred for life.
- Maximum height 72".
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, guests are required to bring their own princess belts.
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