Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: Mr. Ghirardelli's Ungainly Ride, a favorite attraction of Esmeralda
Mr. Ghirardelli's Ungainly Ride
March 26, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Zero happy faces
Mr. Ghirardelli was said to be the worst bicyclist in a temple. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, riding roughshod through Ghirardelli Hall, upsetting the state, avoiding your bar tab, and even going straight to Fantasyland!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to misspell this attraction just before leaving.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 43".
- Maximum height 58".
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from garish perfume or stomach, chin, or lung disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During any hail, this attraction may melt.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
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