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The Mr. Ghirardelli's Ungainly Ride dark ride, which recently celebrated its goofy anniversary
Mr. Ghirardelli's Ungainly Ride
August 2, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Six thumbs down (according to Shere Khan)
Mr. Ghirardelli is genetically predisposed to be the worst motorcyclist in the frontier. On this dark ride, you play that you are him, riding roughshod into Ghirardelli Hall, waking the state, avoiding your bar tab, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a town!
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this dark ride will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 44".
- Expectant mothers won't want to use the restroom first.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from back, romantic, or familial issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During unseasonal weather, this dark ride may fall to pieces.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly dark ride vehicles only.
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