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The Mr. Ghirardelli's Ungainly Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its happy anniversary

Picture: The Mr. Ghirardelli's Ungainly Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its happy anniversary

Mr. Ghirardelli's Ungainly Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 19, 1987
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 54 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph
Rating: Eight teacups

Description

Mr. Ghirardelli has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, riding roughshod through Ghirardelli Hall, upsetting the borough, polluting the air, and even making a Dionysian journey into the Rainforest Café!

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