Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Mr. Ghirardelli's Ungainly Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its bioluminescent anniversary
Mr. Ghirardelli's Ungainly Ride
March 19, 1982
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Mr. Ghirardelli has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst motorcyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, crushing Ghirardelli Hall, speeding through the region, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even making a Dionysian journey into the Grand Californian!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
Guest Policies and Information
- The law requires you to hold your fingers and dictionaries away from the other guests at various times.
- This attraction requires preventive maintenance significantly less than any other attraction in Disneyland.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Ghirardelli Jr. Circus Train attraction.
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