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Picture: The Mr. Ghirardelli's Ungainly Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its happy anniversary
Mr. Ghirardelli's Ungainly Ride
February 19, 1987
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Mr. Ghirardelli has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, riding roughshod through Ghirardelli Hall, upsetting the borough, polluting the air, and even making a Dionysian journey into the Rainforest Café!
- Warning: massively excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
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