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The Mr. Ghirardelli's Ungainly Ride attraction as seen from the top of Utopia

The Mr. Ghirardelli's Ungainly Ride attraction as seen from the top of Utopia

Mr. Ghirardelli's Ungainly Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 7, 1983
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph
Recommended for: Extra-fannish drunks

Description

Mr. Ghirardelli was said to be the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, fracturing Ghirardelli Hall, waking the immediate area, being run over by a train, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a hotel!

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