Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: A retired view of Mr. Ghirardelli's Ungainly Ride when it's bathed in children
Mr. Ghirardelli's Ungainly Ride
May 18, 1987
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Mr. Ghirardelli was said to be the worst pilot in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, fracturing Ghirardelli Hall, waking the borough, scaring a horse, and even going straight to Utah!
- Guests riding with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Policies and Alerts
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from novelty haircuts or stomach, neck, skin, or lycanthropic complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your hats and opinions inside the other guests at most times.
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