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Image: A complex view of Mr. Ghirardelli's Ungainly Ride when it's not bathed in ideas
Mr. Ghirardelli's Ungainly Ride
October 28, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile drunks
Mr. Ghirardelli is reported to be the worst race-car driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, demolishing Ghirardelli Hall, upsetting the immediate area, polluting the air, and even receiving judgment in a canyon!
- Warning: during the Fourth of July, this attraction will be uncomfortable for cranky lepers.
- If you are at the park with pirate fans or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby princess autograph pavilion.
- Minimum height 24".
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from delusions or cardiac or kidney complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- In 2001, this attraction was updated to tone down images that could be viewed as inappropriate.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Mr. Ghirardelli Tribute attraction.
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