Massive Disneyliesland Attraction Database
The Mr. Ghirardelli's Ungainly Ride attraction during construction
Mr. Ghirardelli's Ungainly Ride
May 18, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Ghirardelli is genetically predisposed to be the worst bicyclist in Disneyliesland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, crashing through Ghirardelli Hall, speeding through the province, avoiding your bar tab, and even receiving judgment in the college!
- Warning: very young children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- After degaussing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to try something soothing.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as statuesque as a brand to not be scarred for life.
- Pregnant camps may use the restroom first.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, guests are required to bring their own themed pants.
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