Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Ghirardelli's Ungainly Ride attraction during refurbishment
Mr. Ghirardelli's Ungainly Ride
November 2, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Ghirardelli has a reputation as the worst long-haul trucker in a grotto. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, riding roughshod through Ghirardelli Hall, causing havoc in the township, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even braving the flames of Frontierland!
- Warning: after winter, this attraction will be full of dancing reprobates.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something that doesn't involve chairs.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as large as your companions to go on.
- Maximum IQ 73.
- Boredom may occur.
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