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A complex view of Mr. Ghirardelli's Ungainly Ride when it's not bathed in ideas

Image: A complex view of Mr. Ghirardelli's Ungainly Ride when it's not bathed in ideas

Mr. Ghirardelli's Ungainly Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 28, 2003
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Designed by: Particularly juvenile drunks

Description

Mr. Ghirardelli is reported to be the worst race-car driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, demolishing Ghirardelli Hall, upsetting the immediate area, polluting the air, and even receiving judgment in a canyon!

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