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The Mr. Geppetto's Wild Voyage attraction at night
Mr. Geppetto's Wild Voyage
August 23, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Geppetto has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst motorcyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, demolishing Geppetto Hall, disrupting the immediate area, wasting fossil fuel, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Eden!
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction only under pain of death.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something with a different aura.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Unborn infants may not ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from weird allergies or cardiac, shoulder, neck, kidney, or heart problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- No talking or monkey business allowed.
- This attraction exits into a shop.
- Despite rumors to the contrary, there are no paddles used in this attraction.
- This attraction is thematically related to the The Many Adventures of Mr. the Geppetto attraction.
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