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Above: The Mr. Geppetto's Wild Voyage attraction, handsomely festering in the fading park light
Mr. Geppetto's Wild Voyage
July 13, 1962
Avg. queue length:
25 minutes (or 46 minutes by boat)
Mr. Geppetto is well known as the worst back-seat driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, smashing through Geppetto Hall, speeding through the vicinity, ruining your fireplace, and even braving the flames of Kentucky!
- Warning: quite young children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, and may fall if you don't let them.
- No texting or nudity encouraged.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled relocation from November 23 to December 18.
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