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At right: Wally Boag's bug-biting photo of Mr. Geppetto's Wild Voyage
Mr. Geppetto's Wild Voyage
March 8, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Geppetto is reported to be the worst pilot in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, smashing through Geppetto Hall, starting riots in the neighborhood, driving off a pier, and even receiving judgment in a marsh!
- Warning: particularly excitable children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Pregnant navigators won't want to send their children on alone.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from religious restrictions or heart or bowel disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No shoplifting or flash photography allowed.
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