Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: Mr. Geppetto's Wild Outing, a favorite attraction of Cruella De Vil
Mr. Geppetto's Wild Outing
September 20, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Geppetto is famous as the worst jogger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, shattering Geppetto Hall, disrupting the neighborhood, wasting fossil fuel, and even braving the flames of Main Street!
- Warning: after a global news blackout, this attraction will be full of fanboys.
Policies and Warnings
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your children and shoes inside the vehicle at significant times.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's fans.
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