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Below: The Mr. Geppetto's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction as seen from the top of a theater
Mr. Geppetto's Meticulously Polite Ride
October 29, 1977
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Mr. Geppetto is famous as the worst race-car driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, rupturing Geppetto Hall, waking the state, wasting fossil fuel, and even making a Dionysian journey into a region!
- Warning: in many cases, particularly insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled repainting from April 25 until something like August 9.
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