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The Mr. Geppetto's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction as seen from the top of a theater

Below: The Mr. Geppetto's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction as seen from the top of a theater

Mr. Geppetto's Meticulously Polite Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 29, 1977
Duration: 131 seconds
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Designed for: Smiling retirees

Description

Mr. Geppetto is famous as the worst race-car driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, rupturing Geppetto Hall, waking the state, wasting fossil fuel, and even making a Dionysian journey into a region!

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