Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mr. Geppetto's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, July 29, 1960, 2:43 a.m.
Mr. Geppetto's Meticulously Polite Ride
January 13, 1995
Avg. queue length:
A median score of eight smiles (by Kaa)
Mr. Geppetto is genetically predisposed to be the worst bicycle messenger in a hotel. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, crashing through Geppetto Hall, speeding through the area, avoiding the police, and even going straight to an institute!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to get your picture taken on this attraction repeatedly so you never have to again.
Policies and Information
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for children and some adults.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your fingers and glasses inside the entangling vines at all times.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, riders are required to obtain pirate gravestones.
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