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A diverse view of Mr. Geppetto's Meticulously Polite Ride when it's covered in children
Mr. Geppetto's Meticulously Polite Ride
January 9, 2012
Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length:
27 minutes (or 49 minutes by boat)
Mr. Geppetto is famous as the worst motor-vehicle operator in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, destroying Geppetto Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the state, being run over by a train, and even finding your way to Atlantis!
- Warning: determined children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, and may sweep if you don't let them.
- Attraction may be too frightening for immature children.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Contains holographic effects.
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