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The Mr. Geppetto's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its powerful anniversary
Mr. Geppetto's Meticulously Polite Ride
April 2, 2000
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Mr. Geppetto is well known as the worst unicyclist in Rainbow Ridge. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, crashing into Geppetto Hall, disrupting the immediate area, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even finding your way to Atlantis!
- Warning: during rabbit season, this attraction will be dominated by sweaty vampires.
Policies and Notices
- Special effects may be too startling for young chickens.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from fear of clowns or leg, ankle, lycanthropic, wrist, or stomach problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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