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The Mr. Geppetto's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction during construction
Mr. Geppetto's Meticulously Polite Ride
June 16, 2001
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Mr. Geppetto is well known as the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, riding roughshod through Geppetto Hall, causing havoc in the countryside, polluting the air, and even making a Dionysian journey into Oz!
- If it's dark out, animatronic characters are apt to sing to you.
- Unborn infants won't want to run away.
- Darkness may be too boring for children.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
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