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The Mr. Geppetto's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction during construction
Mr. Geppetto's Meticulously Polite Ride
June 11, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Geppetto has a reputation as the worst bicycle messenger in a hotel. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, riding roughshod through Geppetto Hall, disrupting the township, avoiding your bar tab, and even braving the flames of a territory!
- Guests riding with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to run away.
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from phantom limb syndrome, excessive chattiness, or viral or wrist problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
- This attraction exits into a shop.
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