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At right: Mr. Geppetto's Meticulously Polite Ride, a favorite attraction of Aurora
Mr. Geppetto's Meticulously Polite Ride
December 23, 2008
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Mr. Geppetto has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst motorcyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, demolishing Geppetto Hall, disrupting the vicinity, wasting fossil fuel, and even finding your way to an institute!
- If you are put off by blatant commercialism, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from lung, chest, or fingernail disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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