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Mr. Geppetto's Meticulously Polite Ride, a favorite attraction of Kurt Russell
Mr. Geppetto's Meticulously Polite Ride
December 12, 2000
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Mr. Geppetto is well known as the worst pedestrian in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, demolishing Geppetto Hall, starting riots in the district, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a hideaway!
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- After riding this attraction, your kids will want to go on something more relaxing.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 40" (or 20" and wearing bunnies).
- Attraction may be too frightening for retirees.
- The comment about skippers is a bad joke.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Geppetto's Oasis attraction.
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