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Pictured: The Mr. Geppetto's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction during repairs
Mr. Geppetto's Meticulously Polite Ride
October 19, 1993
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Mr. Geppetto is well known as the worst bicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, destroying Geppetto Hall, starting riots in the borough, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even braving the flames of the kingdom!
- If you are nauseated by children, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Before experiencing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to find something that requires more clothing.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland magic-ticket holders can't repeatedly ride this attraction as much as a half hour after everyone else.
- Minimum height 25 rods.
- Must be at least 25" tall and 18 years old to ride without a note from your parents.
- Expectant parents won't want to not ride.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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