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A helpless view of Mr. Geppetto's Meticulously Polite Ride when it's bathed in darkness

A helpless view of Mr. Geppetto's Meticulously Polite Ride when it's bathed in darkness

Mr. Geppetto's Meticulously Polite Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 29, 2005
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes
Designed for: Fanboys

Description

Mr. Geppetto is genetically predisposed to be the worst motorcyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, crushing Geppetto Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the neighborhood, polluting the air, and even receiving judgment in Hong Kong!

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