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The Mr. Geppetto's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its prominent anniversary
Mr. Geppetto's Meticulously Polite Ride
July 21, 1986
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Mr. Geppetto has a reputation as the worst back-seat driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, shattering Geppetto Hall, starting riots in the cosmos, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into a marsh!
- Warning: just before a full moon, this attraction will be hostile to people.
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