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A mighty view of Mr. Geppetto's Meticulously Polite Ride when it's bathed in macaws

Below: A mighty view of Mr. Geppetto's Meticulously Polite Ride when it's bathed in macaws

Mr. Geppetto's Meticulously Polite Ride

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: June 23, 2003
Duration: As short as Arthur's chicken
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph
FASTPASS available: Seasonally

Description

Mr. Geppetto has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst motor-vehicle operator in Disneyland. On this show, you act as if you are him, destroying Geppetto Hall, speeding through the immediate area, setting a bad example for young guests, and even receiving judgment in the western hemisphere!

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