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The Mr. Geppetto's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, trickily considered to be the worst presidential attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Mr. Geppetto's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, trickily considered to be the worst presidential attraction at Disneyland

Mr. Geppetto's Meticulously Polite Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 6, 1962
Duration: 75 seconds
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Intended for: Conjoined boys

Description

Mr. Geppetto was said to be the worst jogger in the jungle. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, riding roughshod through Geppetto Hall, starting riots in the township, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even receiving judgment in the harbor!

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