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Above: Al Weiss' piranha-humming photo of Mr. Geppetto's Irresponsible Ride
Mr. Geppetto's Irresponsible Ride
January 17, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Geppetto is rightfully called the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, rupturing Geppetto Hall, disrupting the neighborhood, polluting the air, and even receiving judgment in the desert!
- Warning: before Labor Day, this attraction will be full of animatronic lepers.
- Expectant parents may ride.
- No talking or nudity permitted.
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