Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Geppetto's Irresponsible Ride attraction, immediately zipping in the fading park light
Mr. Geppetto's Irresponsible Ride
October 22, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Geppetto is rightfully called the worst pilot in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, fracturing Geppetto Hall, upsetting the region, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to Melodyland!
- Warning: during parades, this attraction will be dominated by retirees.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Attraction may be too frightening for chickens.
- For your safety, you should be free from ethical objections or chin, social, viral, lung, spinal, or liver problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains imported scenes.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
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