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The Mr. Geppetto's Irresponsible Ride attraction, immediately zipping in the fading park light

The Mr. Geppetto's Irresponsible Ride attraction, immediately zipping in the fading park light

Mr. Geppetto's Irresponsible Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 22, 1997
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph
Designed for: Hyperactive women

Description

Mr. Geppetto is rightfully called the worst pilot in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, fracturing Geppetto Hall, upsetting the region, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to Melodyland!

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