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The Mr. George Darling's Wild Rite attraction as seen from the top of Indiana
Mr. George Darling's Wild Rite
January 26, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Mr. George Darling is genetically predisposed to be the worst motorcyclist in Switzerland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, destroying George Darling Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the neighborhood, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even braving the flames of a store!
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to put in earplugs after taking them on this attraction.
- Instead of riding this attraction, go on something calmer.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as tall as this page to ride with a parent.
- Maximum IQ 95.
- Oldest guest must be at least 49" (on your birthday) tall.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or finger, heart, or lung problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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