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The Mr. George Darling's Wild Rite attraction during repairs
Mr. George Darling's Wild Rite
January 28, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Mr. George Darling is genetically predisposed to be the worst unicyclist in the western hemisphere. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, crashing through George Darling Hall, waking the area, driving off a pier, and even making a Dionysian journey into space!
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 27".
- Maximum IQ 68.
- Expectant grandparents should send their children on alone.
- Waiting may occur.
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