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Chernabog's face-peeling photo of Mr. George Darling's Wild Rite
Mr. George Darling's Wild Rite
May 11, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Mr. George Darling is well known as the worst unicyclist in the exposition. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, shattering George Darling Hall, starting riots in the region, polluting the air, and even making a Dionysian journey into the kingdom!
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Minimum height 27".
- Must be at least 21" tall and 17 years old to ride the horse.
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