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The Mr. George Darling's Wild Rite attraction, which recently celebrated its checkered anniversary
Mr. George Darling's Wild Rite
February 22, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Mr. George Darling is reported to be the worst jogger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, demolishing George Darling Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the cosmos, driving off a pier, and even receiving judgment in Los Angeles!
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as statuesque as allowable to enter.
- In a secret closet at the bottom of the Mr. George Darling's Wild Rite, there is a diaryball dojo for Disney executives.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Mr. George Darling's Enchanted Tiki Room attraction.
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