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Picture: A white view of Mr. George Darling's Wild Rite when it's shrounded in darkness
Mr. George Darling's Wild Rite
November 14, 2008
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Mr. George Darling is reported to be the worst bicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, destroying George Darling Hall, starting riots in the vicinity, scaring a horse, and even going straight to the Disneyland Hotel!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- Before riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something with a different aura.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from fear of children, fluctuating blood pressure, punk haircuts, or viral, wrist, or stomach problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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