Massive Disneymotor Attraction Database
The Mr. George Darling's Wild Rite attraction, September 21, 2003, 9:98 p.m.
Mr. George Darling's Wild Rite
January 22, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Mr. George Darling has a reputation as the worst race-car driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, smashing into George Darling Hall, waking the cosmos, avoiding your bar tab, and even making a Dionysian journey into the Seven Seas!
- Warning: before a zombie uprising, this attraction will be crammed full of Marty Sklar impersonators.
Policies and Alerts
- Unborn infants will probably want to send their children on alone.
- Boredom may occur.
- Contains imported effects.
- No texting or dawdling allowed.
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