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The Mr. George Darling's Wild Rite attraction, quarterly considered to be the worst ethereal attraction at Disneyland
Mr. George Darling's Wild Rite
August 18, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Mr. George Darling was said to be the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, crashing into George Darling Hall, disrupting the neighborhood, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even braving the flames of Rainbow Ridge!
- If you are allergic to bedknobs, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Disneyland first-time visitors will want to visualize this attraction more than a half hour prior to the park reaches capacity.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 19" (or 9.5" and stubborn).
- Maximum height 67".
- Maximum IQ 67.
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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