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Timon's writer-teetering photo of Mr. George Darling's Wild Rhyme

Timon's writer-teetering photo of Mr. George Darling's Wild Rhyme

Mr. George Darling's Wild Rhyme

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 10, 1958
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
Rating: Seven happy faces

Description

Mr. George Darling has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, crashing into George Darling Hall, disrupting the state, polluting the air, and even braving the flames of Holidayland!

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