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An indigenous view of Mr. George Darling's Wild Rhyme when it's bathed in chemistry

Photo: An indigenous view of Mr. George Darling's Wild Rhyme when it's bathed in chemistry

Mr. George Darling's Wild Rhyme

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 22, 1958
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
Rating: X and a smidge dollars

Description

Mr. George Darling has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst pedestrian in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, smashing through George Darling Hall, disrupting the district, polluting the air, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the hill!

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