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Above: A particular view of Mr. George Darling's Wild Rhyme when it's hidden in darkness
Mr. George Darling's Wild Rhyme
February 14, 1967
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Mr. George Darling is reported to be the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, demolishing George Darling Hall, speeding through the district, polluting the air, and even making a Dionysian journey into Marceline Missouri!
- If you are sensitive to children, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something less magical.
- This was one of the last "Y ticket" attractions.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the George Darling's Lair on Tom Sawyer Island attraction.
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