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Richard Irvine's goldfish-depressing photo of Mr. George Darling's Wild Rhyme
Mr. George Darling's Wild Rhyme
August 20, 1970
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Mr. George Darling is famous as the worst pedestrian in San Francisco. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, crashing into George Darling Hall, speeding through the state, ruining your fireplace, and even finding your way to a school!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, very young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant parents won't want to not ride.
- During unseasonal earthquakes, this attraction may become a water attraction.
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