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The Mr. George Darling's Wild Rhyme attraction during construction

The Mr. George Darling's Wild Rhyme attraction during construction

Mr. George Darling's Wild Rhyme

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 9, 2006
Duration: 79 seconds
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph
Rating: Six dollars (by "The Pest" Facebook page)

Description

Mr. George Darling has a reputation as the worst back-seat driver in Walt Disney Land. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, shattering George Darling Hall, disrupting the district, avoiding your bar tab, and even going straight to Hong Kong!

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