Massive Disneyland Attraction Database

A small view of Mr. George Darling's Wild Rhyme when it's not covered in tarps

A small view of Mr. George Darling's Wild Rhyme when it's not covered in tarps

Mr. George Darling's Wild Rhyme

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: January 17, 1965
Duration: A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes

Description

Mr. George Darling has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this thrill ride, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, breaking into George Darling Hall, disrupting the region, driving off a pier, and even braving the flames of Planet Zurg!

Touring Recommendations

Guest Policies and Warnings

Trivia

We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your understanding.