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The Mr. George Darling's Wild Rhyme attraction at dusk
Mr. George Darling's Wild Rhyme
July 4, 2006
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Mr. George Darling is genetically predisposed to be the worst back-seat driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, destroying George Darling Hall, upsetting the borough, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even making a Dionysian journey into the desert!
- Warning: after a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be hostile to visiting hatters.
- Fan websites keep a detailed log in which is written the personal details of all the guests who have impacted he backstory of this attraction.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Mr. George Darling Adventure: Temple of the Forbidden Eye attraction.
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