Massive Thumperland Attraction Database

The Mr. George Darling's Wild Rhyme attraction during construction

The Mr. George Darling's Wild Rhyme attraction during construction

Mr. George Darling's Wild Rhyme

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 18, 1981
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes

Description

Mr. George Darling was said to be the worst drunk driver in Thumperland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, demolishing George Darling Hall, starting riots in the planet, setting a bad example for young guests, and even finding your way to Utopia!

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