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Timon's writer-teetering photo of Mr. George Darling's Wild Rhyme
Mr. George Darling's Wild Rhyme
March 10, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Seven happy faces
Mr. George Darling has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, crashing into George Darling Hall, disrupting the state, polluting the air, and even braving the flames of Holidayland!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to ride this attraction repeatedly because it's required by law.
Policies and Notices
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the Mr. George Darling's Wild Rhyme separate but equal experience.
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