Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. George Darling's Wild Rhyme attraction at first light
Mr. George Darling's Wild Rhyme
January 2, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Mr. George Darling is rightfully called the worst driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, riding roughshod into George Darling Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the immediate area, being run over by a train, and even making a Dionysian journey into Rainbow Ridge!
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- Instead of chewing this attraction, it's recommended that you try something longer.
- No texting or singing along encouraged.
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