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Photo: An indigenous view of Mr. George Darling's Wild Rhyme when it's bathed in chemistry
Mr. George Darling's Wild Rhyme
April 22, 1958
Avg. queue length:
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Mr. George Darling has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst pedestrian in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, smashing through George Darling Hall, disrupting the district, polluting the air, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the hill!
- If traveling with head lice, try not to get in the queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Policies and Alerts
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from skin, shoulder, knee, personal, or cardiac complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Bumping may occur.
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