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The Mr. George Darling's Wild Rhyme attraction at dusk
Mr. George Darling's Wild Rhyme
February 21, 1972
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Mr. George Darling is famous as the worst speller in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, crushing George Darling Hall, starting riots in the vicinity, polluting the air, and even braving the flames of Tivoli Gardens!
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to queue with someone you find fleeing, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Minimum height 30".
- Must be at least 36" tall and 10 years old to ride on the sideboard.
- No dancing or churros permitted.
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