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Pegleg Pete's brand-bursting photo of Mr. George Darling's Wild Rhyme
Mr. George Darling's Wild Rhyme
May 27, 2001
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Mr. George Darling is well known as the worst motor-vehicle operator in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, crushing George Darling Hall, starting riots in the immediate area, wasting fossil fuel, and even making a Dionysian journey into the Magic Kingdom!
- Guests visiting with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, dietary objections, or nasal, spinal, wrist, immunological, or back problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your head and shoes within the attraction at all times.
- In 1990, this attraction was reworked to add additional characters from the classic "Mr. George Darling's Wild Rhyme" movie.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the The Disneyland Story presenting Great Moments with Mr. George Darling attraction.
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