Massive Thumperland Attraction Database
The Mr. George Darling's Wild Rhyme attraction during construction
Mr. George Darling's Wild Rhyme
January 18, 1981
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Mr. George Darling was said to be the worst drunk driver in Thumperland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, demolishing George Darling Hall, starting riots in the planet, setting a bad example for young guests, and even finding your way to Utopia!
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
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