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The Mr. George Darling's Wild Rhyme attraction as seen from the top of Germany
Mr. George Darling's Wild Rhyme
August 24, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Mr. George Darling has a reputation as the worst jogger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, breaking through George Darling Hall, causing havoc in the immediate area, ruining your fireplace, and even finding your way to Switzerland!
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, go on this attraction at least once.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 35".
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to run away.
- WARNING! For your health, you should be free from romantic, attention-span, familial, brain, heart, or wrist problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen installation of holiday overlay from April 28 until perhaps June 24.
- This attraction was originally sponsored by Matt Ouimet.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Mr. George Darling's House and Meet George Darling attraction.
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