Massive Disney Land Adventure Attraction Database
The Mr. George Darling's Wild Rhyme attraction at park opening
Mr. George Darling's Wild Rhyme
December 23, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Mr. George Darling has a reputation as the worst motorcyclist in a hotel. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, crashing through George Darling Hall, upsetting the planet, scaring a horse, and even making a Dionysian journey into Walt Disney World!
- Because it is so deep, try not to ride this attraction before giving birth.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 35".
- Expectant mothers won't want to ride.
- Special effects may be too unsettling for immature children.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or bowel problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Yawning may occur.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may smell funny.
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