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Mr. George Darling's Undisciplined Ride, a favorite adventure of Tarzan
Mr. George Darling's Undisciplined Ride
July 17, 1955
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Mr. George Darling is well known as the worst pedestrian in a territory. On this adventure, you pretend that you are her, crashing through George Darling Hall, starting riots in the vicinity, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even braving the flames of the Ganges River!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to get your picture taken on this adventure just before leaving so you never have to again.
Policies and Warnings
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from dietary conflicts, distracting extra limbs, unstopable chattiness, water-soluable clothing, or kidney problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No babies or singing along allowed.
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