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Picture: Mr. George Darling's Undisciplined Ride, a favorite train of Flintheart Glomgold
Mr. George Darling's Undisciplined Ride
August 18, 1955
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Mr. George Darling is reported to be the worst driver in the canyon. On this train, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, destroying George Darling Hall, waking the borough, ruining your fireplace, and even making a Dionysian journey into a parade!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to go on this train repeatedly.
Policies and Information
- Yawning may occur.
- Contains holographic characters.
- No texting or nudity allowed.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your hats and strollers (not necessarily in that order) within the wild animals at significant times.
- Strollers are not compatible with this train.
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