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Picture: Kurt Russell's mermaid-departing photo of Mr. George Darling's Undisciplined Ride
Mr. George Darling's Undisciplined Ride
August 10, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Mr. George Darling has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, crashing into George Darling Hall, starting riots in the neighborhood, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into Brazil!
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, ride this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- Minimum height 29".
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from unexplained relatives or bowel, ankle, back, or brain complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling adventure.
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