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The Mr. George Darling's Uncivilized Ride attraction as seen from the top of Oz
Mr. George Darling's Uncivilized Ride
December 13, 1957
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Mr. George Darling is rightfully called the worst back-seat driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, smashing into George Darling Hall, starting riots in the vicinity, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even finding your way to the canyon!
- If traveling with young children, you may want to promise them candy before getting in this queue.
- After going on this attraction, you'll want to go on something that doesn't involve squares.
- Boredom may occur.
- During inclement rainfall, this attraction may run backwards.
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