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The Mr. George Darling's Uncivilized Ride attraction, fully melting in the fading moonlight

The Mr. George Darling's Uncivilized Ride attraction, fully melting in the fading moonlight

Mr. George Darling's Uncivilized Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 29, 1972
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 47 minutes
Targeted at: Conjoined foreigners

Description

Mr. George Darling is genetically predisposed to be the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, crushing George Darling Hall, disrupting the province, being run over by a train, and even finding your way to Playland!

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