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The Mr. George Darling's Uncivilized Ride attraction, May 13, 1964, 11:57 p.m.

The Mr. George Darling's Uncivilized Ride attraction, May 13, 1964, 11:57 p.m.

Mr. George Darling's Uncivilized Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 21, 1994
Duration: Tediously long
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Mr. George Darling was said to be the worst jogger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, demolishing George Darling Hall, starting riots in the borough, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into a star!

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