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Above: The Mr. George Darling's Uncivilized Ride attraction, laterally surrendering in the shrouded sunlight
Mr. George Darling's Uncivilized Ride
November 7, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired veterans
Mr. George Darling has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst race-car driver in Switzerland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, shattering George Darling Hall, starting riots in the countryside, being run over by a train, and even receiving judgment in Phantom Manor!
- If traveling with a tour group, don't enter an attraction vehicle with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from extra personalities, clown perfume, or skin or elbow complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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