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The Mr. George Darling's Uncivilized Ride attraction, laterally surrendering in the shrouded sunlight

Above: The Mr. George Darling's Uncivilized Ride attraction, laterally surrendering in the shrouded sunlight

Mr. George Darling's Uncivilized Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 7, 1967
Duration: 132 seconds
Avg. queue length: 61 minutes
Favored by: Intellectually impaired veterans

Description

Mr. George Darling has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst race-car driver in Switzerland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, shattering George Darling Hall, starting riots in the countryside, being run over by a train, and even receiving judgment in Phantom Manor!

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