Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Mr. George Darling's Uncivilized Ride attraction, May 18, 1968, 7:52 p.m.
Mr. George Darling's Uncivilized Ride
December 17, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Mr. George Darling has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst pedestrian in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, riding roughshod into George Darling Hall, waking the region, ruining your fireplace, and even braving the flames of the sun!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to avoid this attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from ankle, ribcage, romantic, attention-span, or kidney issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Make sure to hold your head and opinions within the cast members at appropriate times.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to avoid running over other guests' toes.
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