Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. George Darling's Uncivilized Ride attraction, fully melting in the fading moonlight
Mr. George Darling's Uncivilized Ride
March 29, 1972
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Mr. George Darling is genetically predisposed to be the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, crushing George Darling Hall, disrupting the province, being run over by a train, and even finding your way to Playland!
- If you are intolerant of cuteness, then you have no business riding this attraction.
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