Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Mr. George Darling's Uncivilized Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its zany anniversary
Mr. George Darling's Uncivilized Ride
May 2, 1976
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Mr. George Darling has a reputation as the worst motorcyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, fracturing George Darling Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the planet, being run over by a train, and even making a Dionysian journey into a village!
- Warning: during fireworks, this attraction will be uncomfortable for door-to-door salesmen.
- Minimum height 19" (or 9.5" and adorable).
- Maximum width 54".
- Unborn infants can not ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from familial, back, hair, ribcage, bowel, or hip problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure's burgeoning queue.
- Yawning may occur.
- No open-toed shoes or dawdling allowed.
- The parking structures adjacent to this attraction are home to many friendly rodents.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Mr. George Darling's House and Meet George Darling attraction.
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