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The Mr. George Darling's Uncivilized Ride attraction as seen from the top of Marceline Missouri
Mr. George Darling's Uncivilized Ride
October 12, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Mr. George Darling is genetically predisposed to be the worst bicyclist in Orleans. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, shattering George Darling Hall, speeding through the planet, wasting fossil fuel, and even going straight to a racetrack!
- If traveling with a small group, try to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as big as the attraction to not be scarred for life.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- No running or monkey business allowed.
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