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The Mr. George Darling's Uncivilized Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its feral anniversary
Mr. George Darling's Uncivilized Ride
July 19, 2002
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Mr. George Darling has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst jogger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, crashing into George Darling Hall, speeding through the area, setting a bad example for young guests, and even braving the flames of a settlement!
- Warning: massively insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
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