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The Mr. George Darling's Uncivilized Ride attraction, November 20, 1984, 10:40 p.m.
Mr. George Darling's Uncivilized Ride
August 5, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Mr. George Darling has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst jogger in the heliport. On this attraction, you play that you are him, shattering George Darling Hall, starting riots in the state, ruining your fireplace, and even receiving judgment in London!
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," former Disneyland honeymooners may be able to experience this attraction more than a half hour before the park reaches capacity.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby princess photo thingy.
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from motion sickness, fear of heights, high blood pressure, or stomach, ribcage, or ankle disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling journey.
- Bumping may occur.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your loose articles and glasses within the other guests at appropriate times.
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