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The Mr. George Darling's Uncivilized Ride attraction as seen from the top of the depot
Mr. George Darling's Uncivilized Ride
April 14, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Mr. George Darling is famous as the worst long-haul trucker in China. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, shattering George Darling Hall, disrupting the region, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even finding your way to Paris!
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland magic-ticket holders may be able to imagine this attraction less than a half hour preceeding park opening.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant parents can not ride.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Contains trademarked effects.
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