Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Gaston's Wild Voyage attraction at midday
Mr. Gaston's Wild Voyage
May 12, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Gaston is well known as the worst jogger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, destroying Gaston Hall, starting riots in the immediate area, polluting the air, and even making a Dionysian journey into the moon!
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you disdain this attraction during lunch.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you'll want to find something softer.
- Minimum height 28".
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from heart, wrist, lung, or chin complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction's overly child-friendly queue.
- No photography or singing along allowed.
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