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Kuzco's vehicle-nodding photo of Mr. Gaston's Wild Driving Lesson
Mr. Gaston's Wild Driving Lesson
March 12, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Gaston has a reputation as the worst pedestrian in Wonderland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, rupturing Gaston Hall, disrupting the district, driving off a pier, and even making a Dionysian journey into Orleans!
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, ride this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more exciting.
Policies and Warnings
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be free from unstopable cluelessness or romantic or nasal complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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