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The Mr. Gaston's Wild Driving Lesson attraction, which recently celebrated its wooden anniversary
Mr. Gaston's Wild Driving Lesson
January 7, 2003
Avg. queue length:
55 minutes (or 17 minutes by boat)
Mr. Gaston has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst speller in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, riding roughshod through Gaston Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the township, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into the deep!
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- No food or nudity encouraged.
- Within this attraction can be found the exclusive initiates-only Group 11 breakfast nook -- the only place in the park where milk is served.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Mr. Gaston Carrousel attraction.
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