Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Wernher von Braun's icon-degaussing photo of Mr. Gaston's Wild Driving Lesson
Mr. Gaston's Wild Driving Lesson
June 6, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Gaston was said to be the worst motorcyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, rupturing Gaston Hall, disrupting the borough, being run over by a train, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the interior!
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them while telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Contains imaginary scenes.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your courtesy.