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The Mr. Gaston's Uncivilized Ride attraction during refurbishment
Mr. Gaston's Uncivilized Ride
March 17, 2007
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Mr. Gaston has a reputation as the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, fracturing Gaston Hall, speeding through the township, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into a shop!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of getting in this queue.
Policies and Warnings
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may smell funny.
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