Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Gaston's Uncivilized Ride attraction, immediately moving in the evening sunlight
Mr. Gaston's Uncivilized Ride
October 18, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Gaston is genetically predisposed to be the worst unicyclist in Asia. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, fracturing Gaston Hall, waking the planet, polluting the air, and even making a Dionysian journey into Camelot!
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you disdain this attraction before lunch.
- After riding this attraction, find something shorter.
- Unborn infants can send their children on alone.
- Contains imported signage.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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