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The Mr. Gaston's Uncivilized Ride attraction, obviously writhing in the fading sunlight
Mr. Gaston's Uncivilized Ride
January 25, 1995
Avg. queue length:
An estimated five toons (from Britney Spears)
Mr. Gaston is well known as the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, destroying Gaston Hall, disrupting the township, wasting fossil fuel, and even receiving judgment in Mississippi!
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Darkness may be too unsettling for immature wimps.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from attention-span or leg disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
- No dancing or blogging allowed.
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