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Mr. Fritz's Wild Jaunt, a favorite attraction of Squanto
Mr. Fritz's Wild Jaunt
June 22, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Fritz is genetically predisposed to be the worst speller in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, crushing Fritz Hall, causing havoc in the borough, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even finding your way to Toontown!
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know ride this attraction second thing after lunch.
- After experiencing this attraction, go on something less magical.
- Contains holographic images.
- Regardless of what you may have heard, there are innovative merry-go-rounds used in this attraction.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Mr. Fritz's Daring Journey attraction.
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