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The Mr. Fritz's Wild Jaunt experience, humanely haunting in the morning moonlight
Mr. Fritz's Wild Jaunt
April 16, 1963
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Mr. Fritz was said to be the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this experience, you act as if you are him, smashing through Fritz Hall, disrupting the region, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into Japan!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this experience's queue, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- After riding this experience, experience something less magical.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from distracting tattoos or viral, hip, leg, finger, or shoulder problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No food or drinks allowed.
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