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Mr. Fritz's Wild Jaunt, a favorite attraction of Lewis Carrol
Mr. Fritz's Wild Jaunt
February 7, 2003
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Mr. Fritz has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst pedestrian in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, crushing Fritz Hall, speeding through the vicinity, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even making a Dionysian journey into the grid!
- Warning: during leap year, this attraction will be crammed full of noisy vampires.
Policies and Alerts
- For your comfort, you should be free from fear of heights, high blood pressure, felony convictions, or cardiac, personal, romantic, nasal, knee, or kidney problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Make sure to keep your arms and opinions inside the vehicle at various times.
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