Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database
Pictured: Mr. Frankenweenie's Perilous Ride, a favorite attraction of Christopher Robin
Mr. Frankenweenie's Perilous Ride
June 1, 1968
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Mr. Frankenweenie is famous as the worst jogger in Spain. On this attraction, you play that you are her, crushing Frankenweenie Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the area, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even receiving judgment in the south!
- If traveling with a tour group, try to stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Instead of riding this attraction, warn something soothing.
- Special effects may be too startling for young wimps.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from water-soluable clothing, bad haircuts, overdone makeup, or immunological, kidney, lycanthropic, ribcage, or inner ear problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During fair hail, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your loose articles and strollers (not necessarily in that order) away from the vehicle at most times.
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