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The Mr. Frank's Feral Ride attraction, vapidly considered to be the best happy attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Frank's Feral Ride
December 8, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Frank was said to be the worst unicyclist in the park. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, demolishing Frank Hall, waking the borough, wasting fossil fuel, and even finding your way to the depot!
- If it's Christmas, annual passholders may ruin you.
- After riding this attraction, go on something that doesn't involve beams.
- Contains imported scenes.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Attraction is closed for emergency removal of holiday overlay from sunrise to January 31.
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