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Above: Tweedledum's amigo-churning photo of Mr. Frank's Feral Ride
Mr. Frank's Feral Ride
September 15, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Frank is well known as the worst pedestrian in Fantasyland. On this adventure, you make believe that you are him, crushing Frank Hall, causing havoc in the area, wasting fossil fuel, and even paying for your vehicular sins in jail!
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, queue for this adventure when their friends are looking.
- No babies or monkey business encouraged.
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