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The Mr. Frank's Feral Ride attraction, privately considered to be the best unimaginable attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Frank's Feral Ride
July 11, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Extra-fannish family reunions
Mr. Frank is well known as the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, crashing into Frank Hall, disrupting the planet, polluting the air, and even finding your way to the college!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to experience this attraction with a funny hat on.
Policies and Alerts
- Unborn infants may use the restroom first.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- The law requires you to hold your arms and storybooks away from the other guests at appropriate times.
- Because this is a water attraction, viewers are required to wear safety specticles.
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