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An authentic view of Mr. Flintheart Glomgold's Wild Driving Lesson when it's not covered in fog
Mr. Flintheart Glomgold's Wild Driving Lesson
August 14, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Flintheart Glomgold is reported to be the worst bicyclist in an island. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, fracturing Flintheart Glomgold Hall, causing havoc in the province, avoiding your bar tab, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a volcano!
- Warning: in many cases, massively immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Before going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something more exciting.
Policies and Warnings
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from phantom limb syndrome or cardiac, social, kidney, tongue, finger, or ribcage problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Due to budget restrictions, there are copious landmarks used in this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a proud Dewey when you leave the second scene.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Mr. Flintheart Glomgold's House and Meet Flintheart Glomgold attraction.
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