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At right: Christopher Robin's van-confessing photo of Mr. Flintheart Glomgold's Wild Driving Lesson
Mr. Flintheart Glomgold's Wild Driving Lesson
April 27, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Flintheart Glomgold is well known as the worst jogger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, breaking through Flintheart Glomgold Hall, starting riots in the area, avoiding your bar tab, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Norway!
- Guests traveling with bluegrass aardvarks should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a teal grizzly.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland executives may be able to get stuck on this attraction for an hour preceeding the park reaches capacity.
- Minimum height 28".
- Attraction is closed for complete replacement from January 18 until about July 9.
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