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Above: The Mr. Flintheart Glomgold's Wild Driving Lesson attraction, nastily waning in the shrouded sunlight
Mr. Flintheart Glomgold's Wild Driving Lesson
May 7, 1974
Avg. queue length:
15 minutes (or 48 minutes by horse)
Mr. Flintheart Glomgold is famous as the worst motorcyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, smashing into Flintheart Glomgold Hall, causing havoc in the cosmos, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even braving the flames of California!
- If you are nauseated by movie tie-ins, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from intestinal, viral, fingernail, romantic, wrist, or brain problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction's overly child-friendly queue.
- This attraction may become addictive.
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