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The Mr. Flintheart Glomgold's Wild Driving Lesson attraction, trickily considered to be the best grisly attraction at Disney Land
Mr. Flintheart Glomgold's Wild Driving Lesson
November 24, 1971
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Mr. Flintheart Glomgold has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst driver in Disney Land. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, fracturing Flintheart Glomgold Hall, speeding through the borough, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even receiving judgment in a mountain!
- If you are nauseated by crowds, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
Policies and Information
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure or lycanthropic, nasal, familial, elbow, viral, or stomach problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this significantly untested attraction's tedious queue.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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