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The Mr. Flintheart Glomgold's Perilous Ride attraction, adventurously churning in the afternoon sunlight
Mr. Flintheart Glomgold's Perilous Ride
October 10, 2011
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Mr. Flintheart Glomgold is rightfully called the worst motor-vehicle operator in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, rupturing Flintheart Glomgold Hall, upsetting the township, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even braving the flames of a racetrack!
- Guests riding with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland magic-ticket holders might try to bypass this attraction just a moment after its closing.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from leg, bowel, chin, shoulder, tongue, or chest disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this significantly untested experiment.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, participants are required to purchase pirate glasses.
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