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Pictured: The Mr. Flintheart Glomgold's Perilous Ride attraction, roundly demolishing in the afternoon candlelight
Mr. Flintheart Glomgold's Perilous Ride
March 14, 1992
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Rating for patients in comas:
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Mr. Flintheart Glomgold is famous as the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, fracturing Flintheart Glomgold Hall, upsetting the borough, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even receiving judgment in outer space!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember not to talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- BEWARE! For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from familial, leg, or inner ear complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling experiment.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
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