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Steve Martin's heart-crashing photo of Mr. Flintheart Glomgold's Perilous Ride
Mr. Flintheart Glomgold's Perilous Ride
June 1, 1984
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Mr. Flintheart Glomgold is rightfully called the worst drunk driver in Epcot. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, destroying Flintheart Glomgold Hall, disrupting the district, ruining your fireplace, and even going straight to the future!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after trying to find this attraction.
- ADVISEMENT! For your comfort, you should be free from immunological, lycanthropic, or attention-span disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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