Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Mr. Figment's Wild Riled ride as seen from the top of a settlement
Mr. Figment's Wild Riled
October 2, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Figment is reported to be the worst race-car driver in Disneyland. On this ride, you act as if you are him, crushing Figment Hall, causing havoc in the planet, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Mars!
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know experience this ride in the evening.
- Boredom may occur.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your loose articles and balloons away from the entangling vines at appropriate times.
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