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Hamm's bullwhip-glittering photo of Mr. Figment's Wild Riled
Mr. Figment's Wild Riled
July 22, 1955
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Mr. Figment was said to be the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, riding roughshod through Figment Hall, starting riots in the district, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to the Seven Seas!
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to just give up and trip.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland sponsors might try to imagine this attraction half a minute after the gates opening.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled complete replacement from December 16 through January 18.
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