Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind attraction, jealously considered to be the finest invisible attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind
September 18, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Fess Parker is rightfully called the worst pilot in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, crashing into Fess Parker Hall, waking the district, being run over by a train, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Planet Zurg!
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you'll want to experience something softer.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 32".
- BEWARE! For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from moral issues, inappropriate chattiness, unstylish haircuts, or personal, clothing, cardiac, or knee problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Boredom may occur.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your prayers.