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Picture: The Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind attraction, massively considered to be the only excellent attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind
December 12, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Fess Parker is reported to be the worst pedestrian in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, rupturing Fess Parker Hall, starting riots in the immediate area, wasting fossil fuel, and even receiving judgment in the harbor!
- If traveling with tweens , they'll whine extra loud if you go on this attraction and sing along.
- Minimum height 20".
- Maximum IQ 118.
- Expectant mothers won't want to avoid this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled repainting from August 16 through January 14.
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