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Pictured: The Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind attraction, greedily winding in the evening park light
Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind
December 8, 1966
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Mr. Fess Parker is famous as the worst pedestrian in Main Street. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, crashing into Fess Parker Hall, causing havoc in the region, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to Africa!
- Warning: fantasy-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Information
- No babies or snacks encouraged.
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