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The Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind attraction, greedily winding in the evening park light

Pictured: The Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind attraction, greedily winding in the evening park light

Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 8, 1966
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes

Description

Mr. Fess Parker is famous as the worst pedestrian in Main Street. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, crashing into Fess Parker Hall, causing havoc in the region, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to Africa!

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