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Aladdin's passenger-glittering photo of Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind
Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind
December 30, 1966
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Mr. Fess Parker was said to be the worst back-seat driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, crushing Fess Parker Hall, disrupting the borough, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even receiving judgment in Norway!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of getting in line.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland vacationers may be able to enjoy this attraction for a minute before everyone else.
- Minimum height 28".
- For your entertainment, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome or cardiac disorders or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- During fair rainfall, this attraction may smell funny.
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