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Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind, a favorite attraction of Robin Crusoe
Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind
March 28, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Fess Parker has a reputation as the worst race-car driver in Downtown Disney. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, smashing through Fess Parker Hall, speeding through the region, avoiding the police, and even finding your way to a mountain!
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember to get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Policies and Warnings
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for immature wimps.
- Contains olde-timey characters.
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