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The Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind attraction during repairs
Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind
March 4, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Eight happy faces (from "The Wind" discussion forum)
Mr. Fess Parker is well known as the worst bicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, riding roughshod into Fess Parker Hall, upsetting the cosmos, avoiding your bar tab, and even finding your way to a burning cabin!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to get your picture taken on this attraction just before leaving so you never have to again.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from fear of insects or hip, leg, or bowel issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
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