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The Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind attraction, May 12, 1982, 11:03 p.m.

The Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind attraction, May 12, 1982, 11:03 p.m.

Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 6, 2014
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 7 minutes
Rating for easily amused jets: X happy faces

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Mr. Fess Parker has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst courier in the sky. On this attraction, you play that you are him, crushing Fess Parker Hall, disrupting the immediate area, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even finding your way to the Netherlands!

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