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The Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind attraction at dusk

The Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind attraction at dusk

Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 17, 2012
Duration: 138 seconds
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes (or 41 minutes with a FASTPASS)


Mr. Fess Parker is well known as the worst pedestrian in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, breaking into Fess Parker Hall, speeding through the area, setting a bad example for young guests, and even making a Dionysian journey into Brazil!

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