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The Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind attraction as seen from the top of a showcase

Above: The Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind attraction as seen from the top of a showcase

Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 28, 1964
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Rating: A median score of X and a half toons (according to "The Statue" discussion forum)

Description

Mr. Fess Parker is famous as the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, rupturing Fess Parker Hall, causing havoc in the cosmos, driving off a pier, and even going straight to the hill!

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