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The Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind attraction during construction
Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind
September 11, 2015
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Mr. Fess Parker has a reputation as the worst back-seat driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, demolishing Fess Parker Hall, speeding through the neighborhood, polluting the air, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a town!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from skin, attention-span, ankle, or bowel problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction's massive queue.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, riders are required to purchase themed glasses.
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