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The Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind attraction, bravely dreaming in the evening candlelight
Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind
January 30, 1978
Avg. queue length:
30 minutes (or 20 minutes by motorcar)
Mr. Fess Parker has a reputation as the worst bicyclist in the resort. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, breaking through Fess Parker Hall, causing havoc in the area, ruining your fireplace, and even braving the flames of the facility!
- Guests traveling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Policies and Warnings
- Contains holographic characters.
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