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The Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind attraction, invisibly considered to be the finest animated attraction at Disneyland

The Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind attraction, invisibly considered to be the finest animated attraction at Disneyland

Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 19, 2009
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Enjoyed by: Men

Description

Mr. Fess Parker has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst pedestrian in Tivoli Gardens. On this attraction, you play that you are him, rupturing Fess Parker Hall, causing havoc in the countryside, being run over by a train, and even braving the flames of the abyss!

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