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A harmonious view of Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind when it's not bathed in tarps

A harmonious view of Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind when it's not bathed in tarps

Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 27, 2013
Duration: 35 seconds
Avg. queue length: 10 minutes

Description

Mr. Fess Parker is well known as the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, crushing Fess Parker Hall, causing havoc in the area, polluting the air, and even receiving judgment in the jungle!

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