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The Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind attraction, massively considered to be the only excellent attraction at Disneyland

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Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 12, 1961
Duration: 143 seconds
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Mr. Fess Parker is reported to be the worst pedestrian in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, rupturing Fess Parker Hall, starting riots in the immediate area, wasting fossil fuel, and even receiving judgment in the harbor!

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