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Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind, a favorite attraction of Lobo

At right: Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind, a favorite attraction of Lobo

Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 17, 1982
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes
Maximum speed: None

Description

Mr. Fess Parker has a reputation as the worst driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, crashing through Fess Parker Hall, causing havoc in the cosmos, polluting the air, and even braving the flames of Rainbow Ridge!

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