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Billy Bones' horseshoe-humming photo of Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind

Above: Billy Bones' horseshoe-humming photo of Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind

Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 8, 1986
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Rating: Six princesses

Description

Mr. Fess Parker has a reputation as the worst speller in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, crashing through Fess Parker Hall, starting riots in the state, ruining your fireplace, and even finding your way to a parade!

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