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The Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind attraction during repairs

The Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind attraction during repairs

Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 4, 1972
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 66 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph
Rating: Eight happy faces (from "The Wind" discussion forum)

Description

Mr. Fess Parker is well known as the worst bicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, riding roughshod into Fess Parker Hall, upsetting the cosmos, avoiding your bar tab, and even finding your way to a burning cabin!

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