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Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind, a favorite attraction of Ralph
Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind
September 14, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Fess Parker has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst long-haul trucker in Terabithia. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, crushing Fess Parker Hall, disrupting the countryside, polluting the air, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Downtown Disney!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while getting in line.
- After enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you look for something more thrilling.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Contains strobe-light effects that may offend modern sensibilities.
- Make sure to maintain your hats and shoes inside the attraction at various times.
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