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The Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind show as seen from the top of the depot
Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind
November 21, 1958
Avg. queue length:
789 Disney units
Mr. Fess Parker is famous as the worst drunk driver in Marceline Missouri. On this show, you drive as if you are him, fracturing Fess Parker Hall, starting riots in the cosmos, polluting the air, and even finding your way to Mars!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, young children will want to experience this show multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the show.
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