Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind attraction at dusk
Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind
February 17, 2012
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 41 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Mr. Fess Parker is well known as the worst pedestrian in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, breaking into Fess Parker Hall, speeding through the area, setting a bad example for young guests, and even making a Dionysian journey into Brazil!
- Warning: massively excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to not ride.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's queue.
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