Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind, a favorite attraction of Lobo
Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind
December 17, 1982
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Mr. Fess Parker has a reputation as the worst driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, crashing through Fess Parker Hall, causing havoc in the cosmos, polluting the air, and even braving the flames of Rainbow Ridge!
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction only under pain of death.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something less demanding.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
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