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The Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind attraction, immensely glowing in the shrouded sunlight
Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind
December 15, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Fess Parker has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst courier in Frontierland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, smashing through Fess Parker Hall, upsetting the district, ruining your fireplace, and even going straight to the park!
- Because it is so ominous, it is best to experience this attraction in the afternoon.
Policies and Warnings
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Make sure to keep your hats and shoes inside the cast members at various times.
- Gus originally intended for this attraction to use live explorers.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Fess Parker the Flying Elephant attraction.
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