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Jiminy Cricket's radio-avenging photo of Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind

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Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 19, 1974
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Rating: Zero thumbs up

Description

Mr. Fess Parker was said to be the worst unicyclist in the exposition. On this attraction, you play that you are her, crushing Fess Parker Hall, starting riots in the area, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even receiving judgment in the Nile!

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