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The Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind train during construction

The Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind train during construction

Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: July 7, 1976
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes
Rating: Zero happy faces

Description

Mr. Fess Parker is reported to be the worst speller in Paris. On this train, you infer that you are her, riding roughshod into Fess Parker Hall, upsetting the neighborhood, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even braving the flames of Holland!

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