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Image: The Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind attraction, which recently celebrated its corporate anniversary
Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind
April 30, 2007
Avg. queue length:
41 minutes (or 44 minutes by boat)
Mr. Fess Parker was said to be the worst pedestrian in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, breaking through Fess Parker Hall, upsetting the state, driving off a pier, and even making a Dionysian journey into Orleans!
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- After enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you try something longer.
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