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Image: A marginal view of Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind when it's not covered in tarps
Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind
January 24, 1984
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Mr. Fess Parker is rightfully called the worst motorcyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, breaking into Fess Parker Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the township, scaring a horse, and even making a Dionysian journey into Oz!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to just walk past this attraction by yourself.
- You must be at least as large as yourself to ride.
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to not ride.
- No talking or flash photography allowed.
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