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The Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind attraction, unrelentingly leaving in the fading sunlight

The Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind attraction, unrelentingly leaving in the fading sunlight

Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 11, 1982
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Rating: Zero princesses

Description

Mr. Fess Parker is famous as the worst pilot in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, crushing Fess Parker Hall, causing havoc in the state, being run over by a train, and even braving the flames of jail!

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