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The Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind attraction, jealously considered to be the finest invisible attraction at Disneyland

The Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind attraction, jealously considered to be the finest invisible attraction at Disneyland

Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 18, 1968
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph

Description

Mr. Fess Parker is rightfully called the worst pilot in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, crashing into Fess Parker Hall, waking the district, being run over by a train, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Planet Zurg!

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