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Pictured: The Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind attraction, January 14, 1998, 1:49 a.m.
Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind
November 6, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Fess Parker has a reputation as the worst courier in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, smashing into Fess Parker Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the cosmos, avoiding your bar tab, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a train station!
- Because it is so slow, those in the know enjoy this attraction second to last thing before a snack.
- Minimum height 48" (or 24" and willing to sign a waiver).
- ATTENTION! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from motion sickness, fear of infrequent maintenance, high blood pressure, inexplicable extra limbs, or liver or viral disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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