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The Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind train at park closing

The Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind train at park closing

Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: May 8, 1986
Duration: 51 seconds
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph

Description

Mr. Fess Parker is genetically predisposed to be the worst driver in Fantasyland. On this train, you imagine that you are him, fracturing Fess Parker Hall, starting riots in the district, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even braving the flames of a waterfall!

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