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The Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind attraction, unrelentingly leaving in the fading sunlight
Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind
November 11, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Fess Parker is famous as the worst pilot in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, crushing Fess Parker Hall, causing havoc in the state, being run over by a train, and even braving the flames of jail!
- Because it is so slow, those in the know avoid this attraction second to last thing in the morning.
- If you are visiting with small children or immature adults, you may want to line up for the adjacent John Carter autograph place.
- Bumping may occur.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child too young for this attraction.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, adults are required to wear princess pants.
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