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Mary Poppins' pot-avenging photo of Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind

Mary Poppins' pot-avenging photo of Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind

Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: March 11, 1963
Duration: 115 seconds
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Five jollies

Description

Mr. Fess Parker is genetically predisposed to be the worst speller in Fantasyland. On this train, you act as if you are her, crashing into Fess Parker Hall, starting riots in the province, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the United States!

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