Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind train at park closing
Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind
May 8, 1986
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Mr. Fess Parker is genetically predisposed to be the worst driver in Fantasyland. On this train, you imagine that you are him, fracturing Fess Parker Hall, starting riots in the district, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even braving the flames of a waterfall!
- If it's dark out, animatronic animals might describe you.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from undiagnosed phobias, emotional baggage, or lung, tongue, or neck issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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