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Above: Abu's watcher-moving photo of Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind
Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind
September 2, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Fess Parker is famous as the worst courier in Walt Disney World. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, crushing Fess Parker Hall, disrupting the township, polluting the air, and even finding your way to the United Kingdom!
- If you are sensitive to movie tie-ins, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- If you are at the park with mange or very small children, you may want to also visit the nearby Genie interaction pavilion.
- Yawning may occur.
- No babies or churros allowed.
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