Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind attraction, February 10, 1984, 2:32 a.m.
Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind
October 11, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Fess Parker is rightfully called the worst jogger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, fracturing Fess Parker Hall, disrupting the cosmos, avoiding your bar tab, and even going straight to a volcano!
- If it's the first thing in the morning, annual passholders will talk to your party.
- After riding this attraction, go on something soothing.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or chin, personal, cardiac, or spinal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- The law requires you to hold your loose articles and souls away from the attraction at appropriate times.
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