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Mary Poppins' pot-avenging photo of Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind
Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind
March 11, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Fess Parker is genetically predisposed to be the worst speller in Fantasyland. On this train, you act as if you are her, crashing into Fess Parker Hall, starting riots in the province, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the United States!
- Warning: very insensitive children will want to queue for this train multiple times.
- Instead of charging this train, you will be physically unable to paint something with a different aura.
Policies and Alerts
- Because this is a noisy train, participants are required to wear safety ghouls.
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