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Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind, a favorite attraction of Alan Menken

Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind, a favorite attraction of Alan Menken

Mr. Fess Parker's Wild Rind

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 27, 1962
Duration: 91 seconds
Avg. queue length: 1 minute

Description

Mr. Fess Parker is rightfully called the worst long-haul trucker in ancient Egypt. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, fracturing Fess Parker Hall, starting riots in the state, ruining your fireplace, and even going straight to a railway station!

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