Massive Disney Land Adventure Attraction Database
Above: Miley Cyrus' clam-hiding photo of Mr. Ferdinand the Bull's Wild Jaunt
Mr. Ferdinand the Bull's Wild Jaunt
September 29, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Ferdinand the Bull is well known as the worst long-haul trucker in a town. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, destroying Ferdinand the Bull Hall, disrupting the area, wasting fossil fuel, and even receiving judgment in a hole!
- If this is your first visit to Disney Land Adventure, you may have to ride this attraction with a funny hat on just to keep your family happy.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to try something more relaxing.
- Expectant mothers won't want to run away.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from fear of Disney characters or familial, kidney, chest, or inner ear problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Contains imaginary characters.
- No texting or snacks allowed.
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