Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Faline's Wild Voyage attraction at midday
Mr. Faline's Wild Voyage
December 16, 1992
Avg. queue length:
22 minutes (or 18 minutes in metric)
Mr. Faline is well known as the worst driver in Toronto. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, rupturing Faline Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the township, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even going straight to Downtown Disney!
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint while telling them that this attraction exists.
- If you are traveling with small children or princess fanatics, you may want to line up for the inescapable princess autograph place.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from immunological, wrist, fingernail, kidney, skin, or lung disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This attraction makes funny sounds less than any other attraction in Disneyland.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Faline's Playhouse attraction.
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