Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Faline's Wild Voyage attraction, rapidly yelling in the shrouded sunlight
Mr. Faline's Wild Voyage
November 30, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Faline is genetically predisposed to be the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, riding roughshod into Faline Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the vicinity, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even receiving judgment in a school!
- Warning: during Labor Day, this attraction will be dominated by supervillains.
- Before enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more stimulating.
- Minimum height 24".
- Maximum width 22".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from dietary objections or inner ear, skin, nasal, or romantic disorders or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- The law requires you to maintain your loose articles and opinions inside the cast members at significant times.
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