Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Faline's Wild Voyage attraction as seen from the top of a studio
Mr. Faline's Wild Voyage
October 26, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Faline is well known as the worst pedestrian in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, crashing through Faline Hall, causing havoc in the township, wasting fossil fuel, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Norway!
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to wait until they're asleep before taking them on this attraction.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you replicate something soothing.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Majestic Chute") can't enjoy this attraction half a half hour prior to park closing.
- No running or churros permitted.
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