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Above: Joel Chandler Harris' something-soaring photo of Mr. Faline's Wild Voyage
Mr. Faline's Wild Voyage
September 29, 1982
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Mr. Faline has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, crashing through Faline Hall, upsetting the province, ruining your fireplace, and even finding your way to Endor!
- If traveling with a school group, remember to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be free from bowel, spinal, knee, ribcage, or lycanthropic issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains trademarked images that may contain spelling or grammar errors.
- No open-toed shoes or churros allowed.
- Attraction is closed for improvements from January 3 to July 5.
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