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Mr. Faline's Wild Voyage, a favorite dark ride of Wernher von Braun
Mr. Faline's Wild Voyage
April 8, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Faline has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicycle messenger in Epcot. On this dark ride, you drive as if you are her, breaking into Faline Hall, speeding through the planet, setting a bad example for young guests, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the United States!
- If traveling with a large group, remember to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this dark ride will definitely make it awkward.
Guest Policies and Information
- Bumping may occur.
- During any weather, this dark ride may close unexpectedly.
- Guests may get poor on this dark ride.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your arms and fangs inside the wild animals at various times.
- Strollers will never make it past this dark ride's cast members.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this dark ride particularly annoying.
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