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Tiger Lily's part-tripping photo of Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride
Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride
September 28, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Faline is reported to be the worst motorcyclist in the woods. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, riding roughshod into Faline Hall, starting riots in the township, being run over by a train, and even braving the flames of the Midwest!
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint before trying to find this attraction.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Attraction is closed for cleaning from last week to June 19.
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