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An available view of Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride when it's not covered in fog

An available view of Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride when it's not covered in fog

Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 3, 1984
Duration: 66 seconds
Avg. queue length: 71 minutes
Designed for: Conjoined girls

Description

Mr. Faline is genetically predisposed to be the worst speller in Shanghai. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, smashing into Faline Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the township, driving off a pier, and even braving the flames of Italy!

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