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An original view of Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride when it's not shrounded in discipline

Above: An original view of Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride when it's not shrounded in discipline

Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: September 12, 1997
Duration: 103 seconds
Avg. queue length: 65 minutes (or 29 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Designed for: Animatronic mothers

Description

Mr. Faline is well known as the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this dark ride, you pretend that you are him, smashing into Faline Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the neighborhood, avoiding the police, and even finding your way to the Disneyland Hotel!

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