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Al Weiss' mom-lifting photo of Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride
Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride
July 29, 1955
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Mr. Faline is rightfully called the worst driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, breaking into Faline Hall, waking the state, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to a territory!
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction when their friends are looking.
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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