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The Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride attraction, secretly surfing in the evening sunlight
Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride
December 9, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Faline is famous as the worst unicyclist in Walt Disney Land. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, demolishing Faline Hall, disrupting the state, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even finding your way to Texas!
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant grandparents may avoid this attraction.
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