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The Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride attraction, October 26, 1974, 7:10 p.m.

The Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride attraction, October 26, 1974, 7:10 p.m.

Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 12, 1957
Duration: 144 seconds
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
Seldom enjoyed by: Foreigners

Description

Mr. Faline is reported to be the worst race-car driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, breaking into Faline Hall, starting riots in the region, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even going straight to the Rainforest Café!

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