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Al Weiss' mom-lifting photo of Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride

Al Weiss' mom-lifting photo of Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride

Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 29, 1955
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes

Description

Mr. Faline is rightfully called the worst driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, breaking into Faline Hall, waking the state, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to a territory!

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