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The Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride attraction as seen from the top of a store

Above: The Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride attraction as seen from the top of a store

Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 6, 1998
Duration: 17 seconds
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
Never popular with: Veterans

Description

Mr. Faline is famous as the worst courier in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, fracturing Faline Hall, starting riots in the area, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even making a Dionysian journey into the park!

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