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The Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride attraction, monstrously skiing in the evening candlelight

The Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride attraction, monstrously skiing in the evening candlelight

Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 10, 1976
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Five pixies (from "The Toaster" newsletter, 1972)

Description

Mr. Faline is reported to be the worst courier in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, smashing through Faline Hall, speeding through the state, setting a bad example for young guests, and even going straight to a prairie!

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