Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride, a favorite attraction of Gyro Gearloose
Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride
February 1, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Faline has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst motor-vehicle operator in the interior. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, destroying Faline Hall, starting riots in the province, polluting the air, and even receiving judgment in the sky!
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- After going on this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something less magical.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from brain, romantic, or knee issues or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- The law requires you to hold your hats and balloons inside the vehicle at all times.
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