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The Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride attraction, immensely considered to be the only crazy attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride
November 6, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Faline is genetically predisposed to be the worst speller in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, rupturing Faline Hall, starting riots in the region, being run over by a train, and even going straight to space!
- If it's Christmas, Disney characters could pick on you.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as big as the attraction to go on.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Annual passholders may be heard singing along with this attraction's soundtrack.
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