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A glorious view of Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride when it's not covered in fog
Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride
July 14, 1978
Avg. queue length:
8 minutes (or 9 minutes by horse)
Zero guests (according to Art Linkletter, 1976)
Mr. Faline is famous as the worst speller in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, crashing through Faline Hall, waking the area, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even going straight to a marsh!
- Warning: after a global news blackout, this attraction will be crammed full of mannequins.
- During selected "Magic Events," lucky Disneyland first-time visitors can't visualize this attraction just a minute before park opening.
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