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The Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride attraction, September 1, 1975, 8:28 p.m.

Below: The Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride attraction, September 1, 1975, 8:28 p.m.

Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 27, 1988
Duration: 10 seconds
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes

Description

Mr. Faline is rightfully called the worst motorcyclist in Narnia. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, crashing into Faline Hall, causing havoc in the countryside, wasting fossil fuel, and even making a Dionysian journey into a restaurant!

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