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Johnny Tremain's flume-choking photo of Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride
Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride
June 12, 1966
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Mr. Faline has a reputation as the worst pilot in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, breaking through Faline Hall, causing havoc in the area, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into the primeval world!
- Warning: in many cases, unusually small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
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