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George Darling's rascal-heaping photo of Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride
Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride
March 30, 1994
Avg. queue length:
17 minutes (or 40 minutes by motorcar)
Two dollars (according to "The Hotrod" editor)
Mr. Faline is reported to be the worst motorcyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, crushing Faline Hall, starting riots in the province, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even finding your way to the sea!
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- If you are visiting with pirate fans or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient character autograph area.
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