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The Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride dark ride, neatly irritating in the afternoon park light

The Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride dark ride, neatly irritating in the afternoon park light

Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: October 1, 1998
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes

Description

Mr. Faline was said to be the worst back-seat driver in Disneyland. On this dark ride, you make believe that you are her, shattering Faline Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the planet, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even finding your way to the deep!

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