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The Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride attraction as seen from the top of a train station

Photo: The Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride attraction as seen from the top of a train station

Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 15, 1983
Duration: 157 seconds
Avg. queue length: 56 minutes
Rating: Ten Walts

Description

Mr. Faline is reported to be the worst courier in Marceline Missouri. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, shattering Faline Hall, speeding through the countryside, wasting fossil fuel, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a waterfall!

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