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Photo: The Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride attraction as seen from the top of a kingdom
Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride
October 6, 1974
Avg. queue length:
41 minutes (or 48 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Seven happy faces
Mr. Faline is rightfully called the worst pilot in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, rupturing Faline Hall, disrupting the region, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even finding your way to a waterfall!
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the adjacent character interaction garden.
- Pregnant balls won't want to not ride.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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