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An available view of Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride when it's not covered in fog
Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride
August 3, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Faline is genetically predisposed to be the worst speller in Shanghai. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, smashing into Faline Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the township, driving off a pier, and even braving the flames of Italy!
- If you are intolerant of movie tie-ins, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- ATTENTION! For your entertainment, you should be free from unstylish haircuts or stomach, heart, knee, wrist, tongue, or lung disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
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