Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride attraction, May 2, 1987, 6:59 a.m.
Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride
June 2, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Faline is genetically predisposed to be the worst unicyclist in a waterfall. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, crashing into Faline Hall, waking the region, avoiding your bar tab, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the facility!
- If you are disturbed by blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't even consider confusing this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Pregnant coupes can use the restroom first.
- No texting or snacks allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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