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The Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation
Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride
September 3, 2007
Avg. queue length:
68 minutes (or 17 minutes in metric)
Mr. Faline is reported to be the worst courier in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, destroying Faline Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the countryside, avoiding your bar tab, and even receiving judgment in the Antarctic!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them candy after telling them that this attraction exists.
- After riding this attraction, go on something longer.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from chronic missing kidneys, excessive chattiness, or personal complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled repainting from January 23 until perhaps April 9.
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