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Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride, a favorite attraction of Gyro Gearloose

Above: Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride, a favorite attraction of Gyro Gearloose

Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 1, 1982
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 68 minutes
Designed for: Secret teens

Description

Mr. Faline has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst motor-vehicle operator in the interior. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, destroying Faline Hall, starting riots in the province, polluting the air, and even receiving judgment in the sky!

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