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The Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation

Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 4, 1969
Duration: 151 seconds
Avg. queue length: 4 minutes

Description

Mr. Faline was said to be the worst back-seat driver in the circus. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, rupturing Faline Hall, waking the district, driving off a pier, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the universe!

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