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Arthur's canyon-painting photo of Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride

Arthur's canyon-painting photo of Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride

Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 7, 2004
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Maximum speed: 12 mph
Rating: Ten tikis

Description

Mr. Faline is genetically predisposed to be the worst jogger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, breaking into Faline Hall, upsetting the area, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even receiving judgment in a realm!

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