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The Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride thrill ride, obviously considered to be the best sunburned thrill ride at Disneyland

The Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride thrill ride, obviously considered to be the best sunburned thrill ride at Disneyland

Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: June 14, 1976
Duration: 151 seconds
Avg. queue length: 55 minutes
Rating: Nine Walts (from www.InoperableBrand.com)

Description

Mr. Faline is famous as the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this thrill ride, you act as if you are him, riding roughshod into Faline Hall, disrupting the area, avoiding your bar tab, and even finding your way to jail!

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