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The Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride show, which recently celebrated its inanimate anniversary
Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride
December 3, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Faline is genetically predisposed to be the worst pedestrian in Japan. On this show, you imagine that you are him, smashing through Faline Hall, disrupting the region, setting a bad example for young guests, and even making a Dionysian journey into Texas!
- Warning: during the summer, this show will be full of door-to-door salesmen.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 27".
- Maximum IQ 65.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to avoid this show.
- Guests may get poor on this show.
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