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The Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride attraction as seen from the top of a kingdom

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Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 6, 1974
Duration: 55 seconds
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes (or 48 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Maximum speed: 3 mph
Rating: Seven happy faces

Description

Mr. Faline is rightfully called the worst pilot in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, rupturing Faline Hall, disrupting the region, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even finding your way to a waterfall!

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