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A zany view of Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride when it's hidden in coupes
Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride
June 25, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Faline is well known as the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, demolishing Faline Hall, disrupting the immediate area, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even braving the flames of Main Street!
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you experience this attraction in the afternoon.
- Minimum height 36".
- Annoyance may occur.
- Contains antique effects.
- No licenced characters appear in this attraction.
- Make sure to keep your head and legs inside the other guests at appropriate times.
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