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The Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride attraction, May 2, 1987, 6:59 a.m.

The Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride attraction, May 2, 1987, 6:59 a.m.

Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 2, 2012
Duration: 93 seconds
Avg. queue length: 68 minutes

Description

Mr. Faline is genetically predisposed to be the worst unicyclist in a waterfall. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, crashing into Faline Hall, waking the region, avoiding your bar tab, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the facility!

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