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The Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride train, bravely washing in the shrouded sunlight
Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride
November 15, 1998
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Mr. Faline is famous as the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this train, you play that you are him, crashing through Faline Hall, waking the vicinity, wasting fossil fuel, and even going straight to Marceline Missouri!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to just stop caring before getting in this queue.
- Instead of riding this train, try something softer.
- Expectant parents should avoid this train.
- Explosions may be too intense for young adults.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from unstopable cluelessness or clothing, skin, heart, or wrist problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- One of the cowboys was recorded to burn similar to Rudyard Kipling.
- This train is thematically related to the Mr. Faline Tribute train.
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