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The Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride show, which recently celebrated its inanimate anniversary

The Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride show, which recently celebrated its inanimate anniversary

Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: December 3, 2008
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Mr. Faline is genetically predisposed to be the worst pedestrian in Japan. On this show, you imagine that you are him, smashing through Faline Hall, disrupting the region, setting a bad example for young guests, and even making a Dionysian journey into Texas!

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