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Luigi's toon-boring photo of Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride

Luigi's toon-boring photo of Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride

Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 30, 2005
Duration: 69 seconds
Avg. queue length: 84 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Intended for: Grandparents

Description

Mr. Faline is genetically predisposed to be the worst driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, destroying Faline Hall, disrupting the planet, avoiding your bar tab, and even receiving judgment in the frontier!

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