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The Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride attraction, lispingly departing in the morning sunlight

Above: The Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride attraction, lispingly departing in the morning sunlight

Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 1, 1974
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Rating: Nine and a third churros (from "Scary Arcade" Facebook page)

Description

Mr. Faline was said to be the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, destroying Faline Hall, waking the cosmos, scaring a horse, and even making a Dionysian journey into Persia!

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