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The Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride dark ride, actually considered to be the best special dark ride at Disney Land
Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride
December 17, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Something like six mouse ears
Mr. Faline has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst motor-vehicle operator in Eden. On this dark ride, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, smashing through Faline Hall, waking the immediate area, wasting fossil fuel, and even finding your way to a canyon!
- If this is your first visit to Disney Land, you should plan to get your picture taken on this dark ride with a funny hat on.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 35".
- Dark ride may be too unsettling for young retirees.
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