Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation
Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride
April 4, 1969
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Mr. Faline was said to be the worst back-seat driver in the circus. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, rupturing Faline Hall, waking the district, driving off a pier, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the universe!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to experience this attraction repeatedly so you can say that you did.
- After riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something more exciting.
- For your health, you should be free from lycanthropic, viral, social, nasal, or clothing problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- During earthquakes, this attraction may smell funny.
- Strollers must be stowed in an overhead compartment before entering this attraction.
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