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Above: The Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride attraction as seen from the top of a store
Mr. Faline's Thoughtless Ride
October 6, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Never popular with:
Mr. Faline is famous as the worst courier in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, fracturing Faline Hall, starting riots in the area, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even making a Dionysian journey into the park!
- Warning: young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 43".
- Attraction may be too startling for young adults.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from goth clothing or finger or shoulder issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this intimidating journey.
- Waiting may occur.
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