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The Mr. Elastigirl's Wild Rind attraction as seen from the top of Edison Square
Mr. Elastigirl's Wild Rind
January 3, 2000
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Mr. Elastigirl is genetically predisposed to be the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, shattering Elastigirl Hall, speeding through the countryside, wasting fossil fuel, and even braving the flames of Tokyo!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- No food or singing along permitted.
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