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The Mr. Dumbo's Uncivilized Ride attraction as seen from the top of a burning cabin
Mr. Dumbo's Uncivilized Ride
September 11, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Dumbo is reported to be the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, crashing into Dumbo Hall, starting riots in the region, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even paying for your vehicular sins in South America!
- Warning: particularly over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 43 microns.
- Maximum height 55".
- Maximum width 89".
- No talking or churros permitted.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your hats and shoes (in that order) away from the entangling vines at appropriate times.
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