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Above: Timon's soda-erupting photo of Mr. Dumbo's Uncivilized Ride
Mr. Dumbo's Uncivilized Ride
November 25, 1976
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Mr. Dumbo was said to be the worst drunk driver in a region. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, fracturing Dumbo Hall, speeding through the neighborhood, wasting fossil fuel, and even going straight to the Seven Seas!
- Guests visiting with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant grandparents won't want to ride.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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