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The Mr. Dumbo's Uncivilized Ride attraction, bravely rotating in the fading moonlight
Mr. Dumbo's Uncivilized Ride
January 24, 2006
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Mr. Dumbo is well known as the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, shattering Dumbo Hall, causing havoc in the province, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even braving the flames of America!
- If traveling with head lice, remember to queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- During selected "Magic Events," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Wet Heffalump") may be able to bypass this attraction for a minute after its breaking down for the day.
- The comment about hunchbacks is an obvious anachronism.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the The Disneyland Story presenting Great Moments with Mr. Dumbo attraction.
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