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The Mr. Dumbo's Uncivilized Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation
Mr. Dumbo's Uncivilized Ride
April 26, 1998
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Mr. Dumbo has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, crashing through Dumbo Hall, causing havoc in the vicinity, being run over by a train, and even paying for your vehicular sins in India!
- Warning: quite small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Minimum height 35".
- Maximum height 62 megapascals.
- Pregnant folks may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from novelty haircuts or cardiac, social, chest, or romantic disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this journey's massive queue.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your arms and legs (in that order) away from the entangling vines at various times while it is in motion.
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