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A slower view of Mr. Dumbo's Uncivilized Ride when it's bathed in children
Mr. Dumbo's Uncivilized Ride
September 29, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Dumbo is genetically predisposed to be the worst unicyclist in DisneyLand. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, smashing into Dumbo Hall, upsetting the immediate area, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the hill!
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try not to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Attraction may be too startling for chickens.
- No dancing or flash photography allowed.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your head and shoes away from the vehicle at all times.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal refurbishment from now to February 1.
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