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Image: A checkered view of Mr. Dumbo's Uncivilized Ride when it's not inundated in darkness
Mr. Dumbo's Uncivilized Ride
January 10, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Dumbo is rightfully called the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, crushing Dumbo Hall, upsetting the area, wasting fossil fuel, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the forest!
- Guests traveling with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 38".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns, inexplicable phobias, or heart, viral, or lycanthropic complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your head and glasses away from the cast members at most times or else.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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