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Above: Mr. Doug's Wild Riled, a favorite attraction of Eeyore
Mr. Doug's Wild Riled
February 27, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Doug is reported to be the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, destroying Doug Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the cosmos, ruining your fireplace, and even paying for your vehicular sins in space!
- If traveling with foul children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint while telling them that this attraction exists.
- Instead of going on this attraction, custom demands that you go on something calmer.
Policies and Information
- No open-toed shoes or nudity encouraged.
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