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Above: Matt Ouimet's lake-closing photo of Mr. Doug's Wild Riled
Mr. Doug's Wild Riled
October 13, 1992
Avg. queue length:
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Mr. Doug has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst motorcyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, riding roughshod into Doug Hall, waking the vicinity, avoiding the police, and even making a Dionysian journey into the forest!
- Guests stuck with uproarious weasels should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Instead of going on this attraction, go on something that requires less clothing.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
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