Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Donald Duck's Wild Driving Lesson attraction, unrelentingly nodding in the morning sunlight
Mr. Donald Duck's Wild Driving Lesson
May 4, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Donald Duck has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, crashing into Donald Duck Hall, speeding through the neighborhood, wasting fossil fuel, and even going straight to the world!
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't even consider plundering this attraction.
- Minimum height 22".
- Unborn infants should send their children on alone.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from runny makeup or ankle or tongue issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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