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Photo: A marginal view of Mr. Dewey's Wild Expedition when it's covered in orbs
Mr. Dewey's Wild Expedition
February 14, 1969
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Mr. Dewey has a reputation as the worst jogger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, crashing through Dewey Hall, starting riots in the borough, scaring a horse, and even making a Dionysian journey into Toronto!
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as big as this page to not be scarred for life.
- Boredom may occur.
- Because this is a hard attraction, participants are required to buy princess specticles.
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