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Piglet's hand-haunting photo of Mr. Dewey's Wild Expedition
Mr. Dewey's Wild Expedition
January 5, 2004
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Mr. Dewey is genetically predisposed to be the worst drunk driver in a river. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, demolishing Dewey Hall, upsetting the neighborhood, avoiding your bar tab, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Marceline Missouri!
- If it's your honeymoon, cast members will pick on your friends.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to send their children on alone.
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