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The Mr. Deedle's Thoughtless Ride attraction, adventurously oppressing in the fading candlelight
Mr. Deedle's Thoughtless Ride
April 4, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Seldom favored by:
Mr. Deedle has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicycle messenger in DisneyLand. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, destroying Deedle Hall, starting riots in the province, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a realm!
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to wait until they're asleep before trying to find this attraction.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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