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The Mr. Davy Crockett's Wild Vacation attraction, chaotically delighting in the shrouded moonlight
Mr. Davy Crockett's Wild Vacation
August 22, 1967
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Mr. Davy Crockett is well known as the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, shattering Davy Crockett Hall, waking the cosmos, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even receiving judgment in the plaza!
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Pregnant torches may avoid this attraction.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from car sickness, fear of infrequent maintenance, or kidney disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction closes at random.
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