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At right: Clarabelle Cow's element-mutating photo of Mr. Davy Crockett's Wild Vacation
Mr. Davy Crockett's Wild Vacation
May 23, 1965
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Mr. Davy Crockett has a reputation as the worst pedestrian in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, fracturing Davy Crockett Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the neighborhood, scaring a horse, and even going straight to Texas!
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to get in the queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
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- Contains holographic signage.
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