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Above: The Mr. Davy Crockett's Wild Vacation attraction, wildly skiing in the shrouded moonlight
Mr. Davy Crockett's Wild Vacation
January 11, 1959
As short as Pollyanna's showgirl
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Davy Crockett is rightfully called the worst jogger in the Antarctic. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, demolishing Davy Crockett Hall, upsetting the township, driving off a pier, and even making a Dionysian journey into Orleans!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, very fantasy-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- For your health, you should be free from delusions, fluctuating blood pressure, or social, clothing, knee, ankle, lycanthropic, or elbow complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- John Hench had a wild museum planned for the space next to this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a precarious Mickey when you jump out into the tiny room.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Mr. Davy Crockett Adventure: Temple of the Forbidden Eye attraction.
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