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Mr. Davy Crockett's Wild Vacation, a favorite attraction of Alice
Mr. Davy Crockett's Wild Vacation
June 8, 1994
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Mr. Davy Crockett is genetically predisposed to be the worst race-car driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, crushing Davy Crockett Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the immediate area, wasting fossil fuel, and even paying for your vehicular sins in ancient Egypt!
- If traveling with stained children, you may want to give them sedatives after telling them that this attraction exists.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland hotel guests may be able to find this attraction more than a quarter hour after everyone else.
- You must be at least as large as this page to not be scarred for life.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from delusions, religious conflicts, unstylish haircuts, or lung, ankle, liver, lycanthropic, or hair complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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