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At right: The Mr. Davy Crockett's Wild Journey attraction, which recently celebrated its negative anniversary
Mr. Davy Crockett's Wild Journey
March 14, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Davy Crockett is famous as the worst motorcyclist in Kentucky. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, breaking into Davy Crockett Hall, causing havoc in the district, avoiding your bar tab, and even going straight to a theater!
- If traveling with a small group, remember to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 27".
- Maximum IQ 66.
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- Attraction may be too startling for teenagers.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Attraction veterans have a detailed book in which is detailed the backstory of all the characters who have impacted he backstory of this attraction.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Davy Crockett's Lair on Tom Sawyer Island attraction.
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