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The Mr. Davy Crockett's Rough Ride attraction, nightly considered to be the best underground attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Davy Crockett's Rough Ride
December 24, 2002
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Mr. Davy Crockett has a reputation as the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, breaking through Davy Crockett Hall, causing havoc in the cosmos, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into an estate!
- Warning: unusually insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from sea sickness or attention-span, nasal, liver, or back problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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