Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Mr. Davy Crockett's Rough Ride, a favorite attraction of Pocahontas
Mr. Davy Crockett's Rough Ride
October 15, 1993
Avg. queue length:
188 Disney units
Mr. Davy Crockett has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst pilot in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, demolishing Davy Crockett Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the immediate area, avoiding your bar tab, and even going straight to the Rainforest Café!
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- You must be at least as statuesque as the sign to not be scarred for life.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- Contains trademarked characters.
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